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  1. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    September 3, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Mikey smith on YouTube is so cute anyway.

  2. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    August 25, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    I really don't understand how people like me. Are they stupid? 💁

  3. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    August 17, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    Smiles are like band aids, the cover the pain but it still hurts.

  4. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    August 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    I'm a freshman. This sucks.

  5. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    August 6, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Maybe i like you, but maybe i don't.

  6. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    August 6, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    Happiness is hard to find.

  7. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    August 6, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    " A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new. "
    - Albert Einstein

  8. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    August 6, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    Why can't someone look at me the same way i look at pizza?

  9. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    August 1, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Getting nervous before meeting your teachers

  10. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 31, 2013 11:23am UTC
    it's just a slice, when cutting pizza.

  11. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 30, 2013 5:39pm UTC
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    Don't you know you're beautiful, just the way are.<3
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  12. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 15, 2013 7:23pm UTC
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    Distance never separates two hears that really care.
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  13. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 14, 2013 7:18am UTC
    Two am. I'll go to sleep now.
    Three am. Giving directions then i'll sleep.
    Six am. Is that light?

  14. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 12, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    It's 3 AM and suddenly your phone buzzes. It's a text from your best friend stating "i messed up and i cut." You let a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. When will your friend give up his lumberjack ways?

  15. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 12, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Stories that give me hope.
    1. I suffer from Severe Depression, i try to keep that part of me away from my friends because i think they'll judge me. After revealing this to my dead friend via email, he went silent. I went to be feeling worse than ever. Early the next morning there was a knock at my door. He had driven all to see me, and just give me a hug.
    2. I used to cut myself, and everyday i would pass by a young man standing and smiling at everyone who passed him. Then one day i pulled up my shirt sleeves and he saw my arms, he approached me and then hugged me.
    3. Last night i was crying in my room, thinking how i hated myself. How i was ugly and how no one would ever want me. I texted my best friend and told him what i was thinking and in five minutes he was at my door. He had ran one mile through the pouring rain. He pulled out of his pocket a list of 357 things he loves about me.

  16. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 12, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Girl Confessions
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? yeah.
    2. Does your dad know you like boys yet? he doesn't really listen to me.
    3. Do you enjoy drama? nope. but acting i do.
    4. Are you a girly girl? ehh
    5. Small or large purses? largee
    6. Are you short? yea..
    7. Do you like somebody? yes.
    8. Do you care if your socks are dirty? no
    9. Do you like Halloween? yes
    10. Are you double jointed? yes
    11. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? under a desk
    12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? no
    13. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? yes..
    14. Do you call anybody by their last name? yes.
    15. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"? NONE. i don't really know.
    GIRLS BE HONEST...
    16. What color is the bra that you're wearing? black and white
    17. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? dark.
    18. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? no
    19. Do you have a best friend? yes
    20. Have you ever had your heart broken? yeah
    21. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? yes.
    22. Do you like your life? heeeck no.
    23. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yes
    24. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? i don't have friends.
    25. How long have you had a Facebook? since 2011
    26. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? yeah.
    27. What are your biggest fears? being abandoned
    28. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yeah.
    29. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yes
    30. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"? no.
    31. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yeah
    32. Do you ever wish you were famous? yeah
    33. Are you currently missing someone? yes
    34. Who are you texting right now? no one
    THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE...
    35. Cowboy or gangster? Gangster
    36. Face or body? face
    37. Sweet or sexy? sweet
    38. Contacts or glasses? contacts
    YOURSELF...
    39. Eyeliner or mascara? mascara
    40. Pink or black? pink
    41. Pumps or flats? flats
    42. Skirts or pants? Pants
    43. Socks or leggings? leggings
    44. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies
    45. Heels or sneakers? sneakers
    46. Straight or curly hair? Straight
    47. White or black? white
    48. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies
    49. Diet or regular sodas? Regular
    50. Water or Daiquiris? Daiquiris
    51. Pearls or diamonds? Pearls
    52. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Ashely Olsen
    53. iPod or cell phone? cell phone
    54. Friends or family? Friends
    55. Lip gloss or lip stick?l Lipstick
    56. Manicure or pedicures? Both
    57. Tank tops or beaters? Neither
    58. Big sunglasses or small? Both
    59. Sunglasses or purses? Sunglasses
    IN A GUY...
    60. Funny or serious? Funny,
    61. Romantic or daredevil? Daredevil.
    62. Dark eyes or light eyes? Dark
    63. Long hair or short hair? In the middle
    64. Curly hair or straight hair? Straight
    65. Hockey player or football player? Football

  17. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 11, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Things i love in a guy:
    Sweet
    Caring
    Tastes Good
    He's Food

  18. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 9, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Jimi Hendrix once pretended to be ga.y to get out of the army.

  19. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 3, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    True love is when you give someone some of your french fries and you don't ask for any of theirs. ♥
    love you boo bear.

  20. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
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    July 3, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Am i the only girl who..
    Eats people to lower the population?
    Thought so.

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