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ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful

1. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 1:43am UTC
   Dear Dracula,
   Remember that night a few years ago? Well you have a son.
   His name is Edward.
   Simcerely,
   Tinkerbell
   xxx
   
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2. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 12:20am UTC
   Little boy: Mummy is god a girl or a boy?
   Mummy: Why god is both girl and boy
   Little boy: Mummy is god black or white?
   Mummy: Why god is both black and white
   Little boy: Mummy is god gay or straight?
   Mummy: Why god is both gay and strait
   Little boy: Mummy is god Michael Jackson?
   * I don't mean to insult anybody*
   
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3. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 12:45am UTC
   Any other fourteen year olds going trick or treating tomorrow?
   
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4. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2012 2:44am UTC
   "... I can point names and name fingers!"
   Comment or fav if you know were this is from!!
   
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5. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 2:47am UTC
   I don't know where
   I stand with you.
   And I don't know
   what I mean to you.
   All I know that every time
   I think of you,
   all I want to do is
   be with you.
   
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6. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 2:44am UTC
   Remember, every time you guess, a puppy dies...
   
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7. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 2:38am UTC
   Mission:
   Go to the dept. store,
   buy a pair of shoes
   Male Female
   Time: 10mins Time: 3hrs 42mins
   Cost: $30 Cost: $572
   
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8. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 2:31am UTC
   It's all fun and games...
   Until someone gets a papercut :(
   
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9. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 2:27am UTC
   I stole a cookie from the cookie jar...
   Did anyone else just flash back to a camp when you were young?
   
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10. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 2:24am UTC
    Things to do today:
    1. Get up
    2. Survive
    3. Go back to bed
    
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11. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
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    October 21, 2012 2:22am UTC
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
    It's about learning to dance in the rain
    
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12. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Funny questions #8
    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
    
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13. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Funny questions #7
    Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
    
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14. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
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    October 13, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Funny questions #6
    Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
    
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15. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Funny questions #4
    Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
    
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16. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    Funny questions #3
    How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
    
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17. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Funny questions #2
    Why is an alarm clock going "off" when is actually turns on?
    
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18. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Funny questions #1
    Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
    
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19. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    You crazy.
    I love you.
    But you crazy :P
    
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20. ImPrettyJustNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Don't tell me
    the sky is the limit
    when there is
    footprints
    on the moon
    
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