ImAWriterDreamerActor

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Hey! I can't come to the party tonight, dad won't let me :(

What!? Okay, here's the plan: you disguise yourself as a pot plant and set lots of ants loose. Your parents will the call the bug killer dude (me). But you just switch the real number with mine and I'll say the ants are coming from the pot plant (you in disguise) and I'll take you away. See, that's how we are going to sneak you to the party! :D

ImAWriterDreamerActor
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 11:55pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You find the presents in your house from "Santa"
true story/ just happened :/
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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ImAWriterDreamerActor
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December 22, 2011 7:49pm UTC

Quick survey about
The Outsiders!
fave if you're a GREASER (I am)
comment if you're a SOC

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ImAWriterDreamerActor
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December 22, 2011 7:35pm UTC

Who e l s e knows where this
is from?
"How come you like fights?"
"He likes to show off his muscles!"
"Hey I'm gonna show em off on you little buddy you get any mouthier!

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ImAWriterDreamerActor
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: You Failed the test.
Me: You failed to educate.
Teacher: You failed to listen and pay attention!
Me: You failed to make things interesting...
I came up with the last part(:

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ImAWriterDreamerActor
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December 18, 2011 11:59pm UTC

K? K what? K as in the letter after J? or the letter before L? K as in pottasium? Pottasium to you too then! Or K as in KO? Can I knock you out? and feed you to sharks? Sharkes has a K in it! So does Kira, who will top you in any comeback war because she is a girl
you spelt sharks wrong

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ImAWriterDreamerActor
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December 13, 2011 8:30pm UTC

Fave if you ever:
-felt unwatnted
-felt unneeded
-felt used
-wished you were dead
-wanted someone to hug you
-cried yourself to sleep
-screamed because you couldn't take it anymore
-wanted to chuck a rock at someone
-wanted to punch something as hard as you could
-felt abused
-felt ashamed
-felt as if you would never be good enough
now look at the favorites and realize,
you're not alone

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