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IguessImnotnormal
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May 24, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Live Fast
Have Fun
Be A bit Mischievous
- Louis Tomlinson

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 23, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Dear Facebook,
Thanks to you I now know what so many people's bathroom's look like.
Sincerely, Apparently the best place to take a photo is in the bathroom.

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 23, 2012 9:48pm UTC

That awkward moment when you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word...

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 13, 2012 10:47pm UTC

You know what to say if you want to get my attention? Just say the words "overwhelmed", "direction", or "potato".
How many of you get why?

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 13, 2012 7:49pm UTC

I hate how Witty only goes up to page 50.
It's like Wiity actually thinks I havea life.

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 13, 2012 5:57pm UTC

How creepy would be if people actually wink as many times as they do in text messages...

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 13, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Acting strange in public because you figure you will never see those people again.

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 13, 2012 5:44pm UTC

That awkward/awsome moment when your mom is singing a song by your favorite artists (One Direction). It's even more awkward when it makes you feel proud that you have influenced her.
I guess no one is safe from One Direction Infection.

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 10:48pm UTC

I hate when cashiers say, "Is that everything?"
Uh no I'd also like all this invisible crap."

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 10:46pm UTC

I love when people use the term "we're expecting" when they talk about pregnancy, it makes it sound like there could be multiple outcomes.
"Yeah, we're expecting a baby,but it could be a turtle."

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 10:42pm UTC

Trailers make movies look 10 times better than they really are...

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Dear Homework,
They might be doing you, but they're always thinking about me.
Love, Summer(;

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 10:37pm UTC

If you ever feel unloved, if you ever feel like you have no friends, if you ever feel like the world is hating on you for no reason... You must learn to ask yourself... Am I TOO sexy?

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 10:35pm UTC

‎"Would you like a table?"
"No I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for five please."

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 12:24am UTC

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good person is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian......

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 12:18am UTC

Student/Teacher Text Conv
Student: I really need an A+ on the test. I'll do anything.
Teacher: Really? Anything?
Student: Yes. Anything.
Teacher: Even.......study?

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IguessImnotnormal
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May 11, 2012 12:13am UTC

I got a new straightener. In the directions, on the list of things not to do was "never use while sleeping". Guess I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

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