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If_This_Was_A_Movie

1. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   April 17, 2013 12:23pm UTC
   Plot Twist: You wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent, and everyone loves you.
   
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2. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   December 25, 2012 2:59am UTC
   my entire life is just a test to see if i'll commit suicide or homicide first.
   
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3. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   December 24, 2012 5:30am UTC
   ❤ Hug People, Not Toilet Bowls ❤
   
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4. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   December 24, 2012 2:56am UTC
   Me In On Witty.
   Been There, Faved That
   
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5. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   December 22, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   When you cheat, do it on a paper, not your partner.
   
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6. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   December 22, 2012 3:09am UTC
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7. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   December 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   today is my birthday c: hope i live for another 88 years to have it happen again :)
   
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8. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   November 21, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   just because i don't start
   the conversation, doesn't mean i'm not dying to speak to you. ♥
   
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9. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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   November 19, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   I'm Just A Cupcake , L ookin
   For a Stud Muffin.
   ♥
   
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10. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 19, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    What is life?
    I concoction of mixed emotions
    Pulling us toward one notion
    That of happiness Im sure
    It’s the only thing to look for
    But is it just a mind game made up from nothing?
    We respond to the positive
    Fear the negative
    But where does it come from?
    I cant tell if im real or alive in this cave, of imagination
    Because the mind is one tricky slave, no indication
    nmq
    
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11. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 17, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Lol You Move On Faster
    Then I Tie My Own Shoes.
    
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12. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 17, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    ∞
    Beautiful
    nmq/nmf
    formatby;If_This_Was_A_Movie
    
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13. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 14, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Life is cheap
    it's the accessories that kill you.
    format by br0kenwings
    
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14. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 14, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you get into a van, but there isn't any candy.
    nmq/nmf
    
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15. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC
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16. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 6, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Being Replaced
    It hurts
    
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17. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 4, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your dad declares that "Sexy and I Know It" is his new "jam"
    
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18. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 4, 2012 10:58am UTC
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19. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 3, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Truth Is
    everybody's gonna hurt you.
    you just gotta find the one thats worth
    suffering for
    nmf
    
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20. If_This_Was_A_Movie
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    November 3, 2012 11:36am UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥
    
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