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Ide

1. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 11:59am UTC
   Leaving your >Phone<at home and imagining all the calls/texts your missing, & getting home and not having any.
   
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2. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 11:56am UTC
   When you're walking home in the dark..
   Everyone's a pedophile.
   
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3. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 11:54am UTC
   The mirror can lie
   it doesn’t show you what’s inside. ♥
   
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4. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 11:51am UTC
   Fave if you:
   Count on your fingers in math
   Say "oww" when
   nothing even touched you
   Call the little awkward kid
   your best friend
   Raise your hand to Hi-5 someone
   and they don't notice
   Randomly smile or laugh after thinking of something someone said
   Stare at something for too long and can't pull your eyes away
   Talk to inanimate objects
   
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5. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2010 12:36pm UTC
   When I met you, I got this tingling sensation..
   Then I realized my phone was on vibrate.
   
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6. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 7:57am UTC
   That disappointment when the new guy isn’t hot.
   Credit to whoever
   
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7. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2010 12:49pm UTC
   so today...
   my friend's boyfriend broke up with her through Facebook.
   she sent me the chat convo. :)
   Chris: I don't think it's working out. I really just wanna be friends..
   Kelly: Wow.
   Chris: ...?
   Kelly: I just thought you were different.
   Chris: I'm sorry. We can still be friends.
   Kelly: I don't want to be friends. It would be too hard for me.
   Chris: So i guess this is goodbye? :/
   Kelly: Yes. But before I log out, can i ask you one thing?
   Chris: yeah..
   Kelly: Teach me how to jerk.
   Chris: haha, um i don't know how.
   Kelly: Oh.. Well you certainly know how to act like one. :)
   (Kelly is offline)
   :) i love this. fave if you do too <3
   Credit to whoever I love this quote!
   
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8. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2010 12:29pm UTC
   i would slap you,
   but i don't want to get foundation all over my hands.
   
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9. Ide
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2010 12:18pm UTC
   DEAR MATH,
   Stop making me find your X
   she isn't comingback.
   credit to whoever!
   
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10. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 11:45am UTC
    Dear Parents,
    the less you know, the better.
    Sincerely,Teenagers
    
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11. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 11:39am UTC
    2 Blondes were driving to DisneyLand,
    the exit sign reads:Disneyland Left.
    They started crying and went home.
    Fave if you get it!
    
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12. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 11:17am UTC
    I run away when I press a toy at a store
    and it won't stop making noises
    [[♥]]
    
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13. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    Today,I got a new pet fish. My brother got a new pet dog. I named my fish Bolt and he named his dog Nemo.
    MLIA.
    
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14. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    When I met you, I got this tinglingsensation..
    Then I realized my phone was on vibrate.
    
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15. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    I hate
    the feeling you get
    when you're
    crying so hard you
    have
    to gasp for air
    
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16. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 2:24pm UTC
    Does anyone else;
    walk a little faster when they see a creepy van?
    :)
    
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17. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 1:46pm UTC
    Girl; Do you have a girlfriend?
    Boy; *smiles* No, why?
    Girl; Uhh- No reason. *blushes*
    Boy; Honestly? Just tell me, beautiful.
    Girl; *smiles* I really like you.
    Boy; God, do you know how long I've been waiting for you to say that?
    ♥
    [fave if you wish it were that easy].
    
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18. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 1:42pm UTC
    InTheSupermarket
    Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..
    
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19. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 1:00pm UTC
    Checking you're phone to see what time it is
    and checking it againbecause the first time you weren't paying attention
    
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20. Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 12:51pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry
    
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