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IanTheIguana

Status: Pineapples don't have sleeves.

Member Since: 20 Aug 2013 08:18am

Last Seen: 29 Aug 2013 10:40am

Gender: M

user id: 369522

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Hi my name is Ian, and welcome to my thoughts. I have lived 14 years of swag on this world. Some screws in my head are loose. I play le Bass Guitar. If you want to talk let me know. \m/  

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1. IanTheIguana
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2013 10:50am UTC
   so i was with two of my friends who are dating, and out of no where they started making out. and i was just there like, "you guys need anything? water?"
   
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2. IanTheIguana
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   August 29, 2013 10:42am UTC
   How many times am I going to get friend-zoned?
   
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3. IanTheIguana
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   August 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC
   But, then again, I'm an athiest that just worshops Satan.
   
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4. IanTheIguana
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2013 4:46pm UTC
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5. IanTheIguana
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   August 26, 2013 4:40pm UTC
   You may say that you "know how it feels", but in reality, you have no idea what it's like.
   
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6. IanTheIguana
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   August 26, 2013 4:32pm UTC
   Will I still get into heaven if I kill myself?
   
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7. IanTheIguana
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   August 24, 2013 9:56am UTC
   It's crazy how one person can change your life, just like that.
   
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8. IanTheIguana
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   August 23, 2013 4:09pm UTC
   Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, thats why its called the present
   
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9. IanTheIguana
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   August 23, 2013 3:05pm UTC
   I know this girl who I think is perfection. To bad i'm just that one friend.
   
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