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Member Since: 19 Apr 2012 10:02pm

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Hello, world! :)

Hi! My name is Israel, but people call me Raff, which is like a short version of another nickname. Don't know what else to say, but my GF has a witty so I made one :) She's kind of my world, even though we live in different countries. :3

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IamRaff
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Emily: Sometimes I think you were meant to be a woman. I mean really, it's like God created a chick and then just decided "Oh hey! I'ma stick a pen!s on it to see what happens, trololol!"
Me: So does that make you a lesbian?
Emily:... -_-
Me:...
Emily:...
Me: That's pretty hot

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IamRaff
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April 22, 2012 11:24pm UTC

I don't need a life,
I have the internet.

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IamRaff
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April 22, 2012 10:35pm UTC

"The poems I write are about myself, fueled by that special sort of vanity that can come only from self-loathing."
-My Girlfriend, Emily

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IamRaff
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April 22, 2012 6:18pm UTC

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,
She is beautiful because you love her.

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IamRaff
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April 22, 2012 6:01pm UTC

We seem to be made to suffer.It's our lot in life.
-C3P0, Star Wars

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IamRaff
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April 22, 2012 3:49am UTC

Everybody sees what you appear to be
Few really know what you are

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IamRaff
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 3:39am UTC

&If I could hold her hand, just once, my world would be complete.

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IamRaff
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April 22, 2012 3:21am UTC

My girlfriend, Emily: *ranting about some band*
Me: But I like that band... *sarcasm*
Emily: WANNA GET STABBED?
Me: YES.

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IamRaff
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:56pm UTC

My body is a cage
that keeps me from dancing with the one I love ♥
Arcade Fire- My Body is a Cage

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IamRaff
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:01pm UTC

"The depth of a mans soul cannot be measured
in a matter of meters or fathoms,
But rather in my opinion only quantified by his proximity to heaven or hell.
- Alesana, "A Lunatic's Lament"

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IamRaff
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April 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC

She says shes worthless, but in my eyes
She's worth more than life itself.

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IamRaff
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 12:07pm UTC

I have friends
But they have friends
And they have parties
And I'm so awkward

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IamRaff
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April 21, 2012 11:48am UTC

What is love?

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