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IamJohn

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Member Since: 14 Jul 2012 09:32pm

Last Seen: 28 Aug 2012 07:33pm

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user id: 317520

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Hi guys, my name's John. I'm 14 year old and I'm new to witty. I still don't w what's what on here but, Rachael (xXxForeverxYoursxXx) and Erinn (StarryMysteries) wanted me to make one. Actually they made one for me. & this is Erinn speaking right now but yeah. I'm the person who editted his profile x3 Hope you guys like it ~

ok well hi everybody im john, and i love music. my favorite type is rock, like classic rock from mostly 70's 80's and 90's, but i like it all, and ummmm, for sports i got swimmin, tennis, biking, running, and skiing, and ummm, ya thats pretty much my life, so ya goodbye and have a wonderful day

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IamJohn
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:44pm UTC

*dips calamari in cocktail sauce*
bro: is that the kind of sauce i like it with? cuz i only like it with that sauce
me: ya, its good, now eat some before i eat it all
bro: *spits it out* ewww thats disgusting what is that?
me: its cocktail sauce
bro: *continues to spit out*
me:
dad:
bro:
dad: thats disgusting kid, use your f/cking manners, were in a restraunt
me: use your f 'ing manners kid? really dad? your such a hypocrit
dad: whats that?
me:
dad:
me: oh god help me, im surrounded by idiots

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IamJohn
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Dear genitals,
Thanks for not bleeding every month.
Your the best.
Sincerely, me

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IamJohn
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:48pm UTC

Friend: you know how in those state farm commercials you can dream up anything?
Me: yea
Friend: let's try it. Like a good neighbor state farm is there.
*poof*
State farm agent: how can I help you?
Friend: I want a car
*poof car*
Me: I want to be sexy
State farm agent: sorry cant do that
Me: why
State farm agent: your to ugly
This is why i dont have State Farm

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IamJohn
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 6:26pm UTC

The Show Must Go On
Inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking
But my smile still stays on...
-Queen

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IamJohn
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 10:42am UTC

The trouble with doing something right the first time
is that no one appreciates how difficult it was

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IamJohn
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:40pm UTC

I could give up
chocolate...
but im not
a quitter!

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IamJohn
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 10:11pm UTC

If life gives you lemons,
give it to Lady Gaga to make it a dress
nmq

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IamJohn
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Hi guys! I'm John & I'm new to Witty.
Follow me and I'll follow back.
Thanks beautifuls and I hope you had an amazing day today
no matter where you are.

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