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I_See_What_You_Did_There

1. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   October 5, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   humans have shinbones for finding furniture in a dark room!
   
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2. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   October 5, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs!
   
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3. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   October 5, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining!
   
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4. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   October 5, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   War does not determine who is right-only who is left!
   
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5. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   October 5, 2012 5:14pm UTC
   Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak!
   
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6. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   September 24, 2012 11:49am UTC
   Sorry i can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's room mate's pet goldfish just died. Maybe next time.
   
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7. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   September 24, 2012 11:44am UTC
   A good Lawyer knows the law, a clever one takes the Judge to lunch!
   
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8. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   September 24, 2012 11:38am UTC
   You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She is 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is!
   
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9. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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   September 24, 2012 11:10am UTC
   When you are up to your ears in sh*t, don't open your mouth!!!
   
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10. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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    September 21, 2012 11:49am UTC
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11. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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    September 21, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you'll be a mile away and you have their shoes.
    
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12. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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    September 21, 2012 11:41am UTC
    When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye.
    
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13. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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    September 21, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
    
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14. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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    September 21, 2012 11:35am UTC
    If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make it bambidextrous?
    
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15. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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    September 21, 2012 11:33am UTC
    I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and delete. Then if i muck up, i just hit them all at once.
    
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16. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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    September 21, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Sometimes i wake up grumpy; sometimes i let her sleep.
    
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17. I_See_What_You_Did_There
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    September 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
    
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