PRANK CALLS(:
ME: uhm im looking to sale my whale?
HIM: woah no way a whale how much
ME: uhmmm ill say about $3.99
HIM: SOLD i want you whale!!
ME: ohkay great it will be delivered to your house!
HIM: you want me Pen*s
ME: uhm,,,,
HIM: its only 3 centimeters but you can have it
ME: i dont want it?
HIM: WHY NOT BECAUSE IM SMALL REAL MATURE
ME: no because i dont know how many questionable girls you have been with
HIM: ohh good point <3 (: