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ICanNotThinkOfAUsername

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  1. ICanNotThinkOfAUsername ICanNotThinkOfAUsername
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    so this is a story about how you can never please anyone,
    there was a young boy, an old man and a donkey... they where all
    walking and the young boy was on the donkey while the old man
    was guiding the donkey, everyone was staring and they all said;
    "that little boy is working that poor old man too hard"
    so then they see the old man on the donkey and everyone looks
    as they think about how the old man is working the poor little boy
    too hard. later on they see the old man and the young boy both off
    the donkey and guiding him and they all look at each other and
    say; "look at those idiots! they have a donkey and they're not on
    riding the donkey?"and finally they see both the little boy and the old
    man on
    the donkey and they all look to each other and say;
    "look at them! they're working that poor donkey way too hard"
    point is, everyone is going to look for something wrong no matter
    what you do... so don't try to please everyone else... just live to please
    YOURSELF.

  2. ICanNotThinkOfAUsername ICanNotThinkOfAUsername
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Scared and scarred are spelled
    with the same letters. Awful proceeds from the same root as
    awesome.
    Terrify and Terrific
    Every negative experience holds the seed of transformation.♥
    nm

  3. ICanNotThinkOfAUsername ICanNotThinkOfAUsername
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    Girls fall in love
    With that they hear
    Guys fall in love
    with what they see
    that is why girls wear makeup
    and guys lie.... ts

  4. ICanNotThinkOfAUsername ICanNotThinkOfAUsername
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    I thought
    of you
    Today,
    I WAS
    at the zoo.

    not my format

  5. ICanNotThinkOfAUsername ICanNotThinkOfAUsername
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    NeverShoutNever♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

:)

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