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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #48
Sheldon: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #47
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Trying to get the hair out my eyes.
Leonard: Sheldon, You are only day late for your haircut.
Sheldon: Thank you for captioning my nightmare.
(I just realized Sheldon Cooper quotes 18 and 19 are the same
so here is a bonus quote to make up for it!)
Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely
to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your own room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:36pm UTC

Roses are red,
That part is true,
But voilets are purple,
Not f*ckin blue.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 10:07pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #46
Sheldon: Do these sound like castanets to you?
Leonard: The box says 'kitchen'.
Sheldon: So? Do cocaine smugglers write
'cocaine' on the box?

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #45
Sheldon: Pay no attention to the man in the bed.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #44
Sheldon: We're gonna have to stop at Pottery Barm on our
way to work, I bought these Star Wars sheets, but they
turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible
with a good nights sleep. I don't like the way
Dath Vader stares at me.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #43
Sheldon: Instead of titanuim centrifuge, my parents bought
me-- Wow, this is hard. They got me a motorized dirt bike.
Penny: *sarcastically* No!
Sheldon: What 12 year old boy wants a motorized dirt bike!?
Penny: All of them!

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #42
Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practise
mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine, I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's.. rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?

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ICanBeYourHero124
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June 24, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #41
Sheldon: Good night. And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.

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ICanBeYourHero124
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June 24, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #40
Sheldon: The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #39
Sheldon: I'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who,
although at this point it's more like Doctory Why Bother.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #38
"It's not cartoons! It's anime!"

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #38
Penny: Sheldon have you chnaged your wireles password
again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny get your own WiFi"; no spaces.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #37
"You seem to have forgotten the reason we live together is
that we're best friends. I've got your back, Jack.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #36
Sheldon: My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7
is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't
like that.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #35
*In the jail*
Sheldon: That's the toilet?
Police Man: Well it sure ain't a wishin' well!
Sheldon: Please tell your judge I'm ready to apologize.

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ICanBeYourHero124
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June 24, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #34
Sheldon: I'll make tea.
Penny: Sweetie, it's ok. I don't want tea.
Sheldon: It's not optional.

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ICanBeYourHero124
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June 24, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #33
Sheldon: " 'He drank from Leonard's glass' - the words they will
be carving into my tombstone.

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #32
"Oh Mario.... If only I could control everyone the way I
control you.. Hop you little plumber!,
HOP! HOP! HOP!

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ICanBeYourHero124
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Sheldon Cooper Quotes #31
Sheldon: *While peeing*
Pee for Houston, pee for Austin
Pee for the state my heart got lost in.
And shake twice for Texas.

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