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BeWildered
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Popular girl#1: OMG! I Love One Direction!
Popular girl#2: I know right!? Except Niall, he's ugly.
Popular girl#1: Ugh! I know, why is he even in the group? He's the worst!
Popular girl#1: And have you seen his teeth? Eww! And he eats way too much!
Me(To myself): I've heard enough!
Me: LISTEN HERE! NIALL IS GORGEOUS! HE IS A GREAT GREAT SINGER!
Me: HIS TEETH ARE FINE! I LOVE HIS BRACES! HE IS WONDERFUL!
Me: THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY TALENTED!
Me: IF YOU WERE A TRUE FAN YO WOULD LOVE THEM ALL!
Me: DIRECTIONATERS! DIRECTIONATERS! DIRECTIONATERS!
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Police Officer: *sigh* So, you just found these two girls, lying on the ground, with "I <3 Niall, now "written on their shirts in carrot juice, in this abandoned alley... ?
Me: Um..yea..thats basically what happened....

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FabulousKilljoy
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 11:11am UTC

My Mum Says I was Laughing In My Sleep
I was dreaming of people dying...
Format: twilightgirl995

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Breeze
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April 15, 2012 8:14pm UTC

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Sm:)e
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IBeHetze
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC

The first time I had a Mcflurry
I thought the spoon was a straw too.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:54pm UTC

my mom + my dad - condom =
greatest person alive.

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superdino
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC

mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy ,he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy ,he was breathing your air

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

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tibbsxoxo
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC

5) Find x.
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12 | \ x <------------ found it.
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bbrox514
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Conversation between a girl & her crush. . .
Boy: Hey
Girl: Oh, hi! Sorry, but when we were as close as brother & sister and then you just ditched me for a couple of b*tches who don't give a sh*t about anyone but themselves, it kind of hurt. Now I know you probably thought I wouldn't notice or mind & I would understand. Well, I didn't. You were wrong. You broke me and didn't even take another look. You just kept on going. I'm trying to get over you so you don't have to apologize if you were thinking of it but I just wanted you to know that you
R E A L L Y hurt me. Kay, thanks for this. It means a lot.
~__________
50+ faves . . . I'll send it.
Please help me Witty sisters. I want to send it but I don't have the courage.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:19pm UTC

If swimming is so good for your figure,
how do you explain whales?

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