BeWildered

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BeWildered
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July 17, 2012 4:40pm UTC

My 6 year old Brother thinking out loud.
Him: Whoa. I just realized that if I hide in a corn stalk
Him: I just realized that if I hide in a corn stalk
Him: And I stare at people
Him: I'd be staling in a Stalk
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: Yeah! Your mind was just ba-lllowwwee-nn (Blown)
*He walked away backwards whispering Blown*

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BeWildered
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July 13, 2012 12:44am UTC

A couple of days ago I was sitting in my living room,
Re-reading Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets, when my brother came into the room.
Heres what happened:
Him: *looks at my book*Hello, my name is Harry Potter
Me: Hello Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle.
Him: Do you know anything about the Chamber of secrets?
Me: Yes
Him: Can you tell me?
Me: No, but I can show you.
He then walked out of the room while trying to speak Parseltongue.
BEST.MOMENT.OF.MY.LIFE.
Nmf

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July 1, 2012 3:29pm UTC

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June 30, 2012 1:05am UTC

Me: Oh my god. Why am I still single? I need a boyfriend!
Friend: Well, you know good things come to those who wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Friend:
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Friend:
Me: IN AZKABAN!
Friend:
Me:
Friend: THAT. That is why you're single.
nmq

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BeWildered
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May 24, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Do you guys remember Brandon Cyrus?
Do you remember how he was on witty? Do you remember how we all got him to leave because he jocked quotes and such? Well, he has a facebook page with over 300k likes. Who else is sick of seeing him in their newsfeed when they don't even like his page? It's super annoying. Sorry, it just really annoys me because over 10 of my friends like his page. I don't even understand why people think he's such a great person! He's just..so ...HNFOIJEIFJE! I can't even think of words to describe him. Sorry, had to vent..
nmf

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May 10, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Popular girl#1: OMG! I Love One Direction!
Popular girl#2: I know right!? Except Niall, he's ugly.
Popular girl#1: Ugh! I know, why is he even in the group? He's the worst!
Popular girl#1: And have you seen his teeth? Eww! And he eats way too much!
Me(To myself): I've heard enough!
Me: LISTEN HERE! NIALL IS GORGEOUS! HE IS A GREAT GREAT SINGER!
Me: HIS TEETH ARE FINE! I LOVE HIS BRACES! HE IS WONDERFUL!
Me: THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY TALENTED!
Me: IF YOU WERE A TRUE FAN YO WOULD LOVE THEM ALL!
Me: DIRECTIONATERS! DIRECTIONATERS! DIRECTIONATERS!
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Police Officer: *sigh* So, you just found these two girls, lying on the ground, with "I <3 Niall, now "written on their shirts in carrot juice, in this abandoned alley... ?
Me: Um..yea..thats basically what happened....

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BeWildered
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May 8, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Dear Drake Bell and Josh Peck ,
Thank you for giving me an amazing childhood.
- OneDirection

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BeWildered
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April 25, 2012 3:13pm UTC

How do you make a Hipster drown?
Tell them that floating is mainstream
sorry if this offends anyone.

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BeWildered
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April 4, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Omegle Talk to Strangers!You're now chatting with a random stranger on omegleStranger: hot pocket! You: *Takes your hotpocket*You: Whahaha no hot pocket for you!Stranger: lol thats fantastic!!You: Sorry I gave your hotpocket to my unicorn BillStranger: thats okay. bill probably wanted it more than i didYou: Probably. Whoa Did you see that!?Stranger: see whatttt?You: Bill is flying over the moon! The hot pocket gave him...Powers!You: *Throws more hot pockets at Bill*Stranger: this.is.AMAZING!You: Oh No! He's flying into the Evil Queens lair! No Bill! Don't go to the Cotton Candy house! It's a trap!Stranger: they will steal your kidneyssss! dont go there BillYou: Noooo, BBBBBIIIILLLLL! You need your kidneys! AAAHHHHH!Stranger: hahahaha. so then. what are you up to?You: I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY STUPID UNICORN FROM GOING INTO A EVIL QUEENS ;AIR AND LOSING HIS KIDNEYS!Your conversational partner has disconnected. I Feel like a Troll, haha

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BeWildered
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April 4, 2012 4:23pm UTC

I Prefer to cry alone.
Pride? No.
I just want to avoid the trial of people who don't know the reason for the tears.
- Demi Lovato

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BeWildered
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April 4, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Horan the world?
CURLS!
( Only Directioners will get it )
nmq
nmf

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BeWildered
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March 26, 2012 3:33pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
EAT THE
CARROTS
LOUIS,
LIKES
THAT

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BeWildered
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March 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC

One Di rect ion quotes
Louis: Will you marry me?
Harry: Simple, but effective.
not mine.

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BeWildered
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February 29, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Everyone has photographic memory; Some just don't have film.

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BeWildered
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February 29, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Just close your eyes,
The sun is going down.
You'll be all right.
No one can hurt you now.
- Safe and Sound, Taylor Swift

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BeWildered
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February 29, 2012 5:03pm UTC

*Talking to friend*
Me: Don't you hate it when you ( insert embarassing thing )?
Them: That has never happened to me...
Me: Yeah..me neither...
*Backs away slowly*

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BeWildered
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February 29, 2012 4:54pm UTC

It's ridiculous, It's been months and for some reason I just can't get over us... and i'm stronger than this; enough is enough: no more walking around with my head down... i'm so over being blue crying over you, even though...
I Still Love You

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BeWildered
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February 22, 2012 2:43pm UTC

What do you prefer, Harry Potter or Hunger Games? Comment for hunger games, like for Harry Potter. : )

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BeWildered
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January 28, 2012 11:11am UTC

Dang..this format is overused.

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BeWildered
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January 21, 2012 11:58pm UTC

If I could wish for anything I would wish for... YOU
*The highest score inTemple Run.

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