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HorseRozeGlue

1. HorseRozeGlue
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 10:53am UTC
   Reasons to Smile #5
   When someone asks you to smile for a picture, they don't like it when you frown. Y
   
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2. HorseRozeGlue
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 10:40am UTC
   My friend: *Lights a cigarette* Do you want some?
   Me: Ask me again when you get diagnosed with lung cancer.
   
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3. HorseRozeGlue
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2011 10:43am UTC
   ............
   Reasons to Smile #4
   There is no shame in smiling, but there is shame in frowning. Y ............
   
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4. HorseRozeGlue
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 9:07pm UTC
   Reasons to Smile # 3:
   25 years from now, you will look at yourself in the mirror and ask, "Are these frown lines?"
   Y
   
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5. HorseRozeGlue
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2011 10:46pm UTC
   Reasons to smile #2
   Fact: You have to use 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 17 muscles to smile. Y
   
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6. HorseRozeGlue
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   December 17, 2011 10:43pm UTC
   Reasons to smile #1
   Because a smile is 5,000 times more beautiful than a frown. Y
   
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7. HorseRozeGlue
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2011 3:33pm UTC
   On the inside:
   It's tearing you up. It's breaking your heart. You're wondering how you can still breathe.
   On the outside:
   Oh...I'm fine.
   
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8. HorseRozeGlue
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 10:39pm UTC
   While you are just sitting there
   five baby girls are born, fifty people are being killed, five hundred men are making a discovery, five thousand criminals are hurting others, and there are fifteen thousand victims.
   Why are you still sitting there?
   
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9. HorseRozeGlue
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 9:37pm UTC
   when we were young...
   it was easy to say no.
   
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10. HorseRozeGlue
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    like if you love your mom repost or shell die at 11.
    Sorry, guys! I'm not risking this... I love my mom!!
    
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