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Hollister_x3

1. Hollister_x3
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   May 9, 2012 10:36pm UTC
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2. Hollister_x3
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   May 9, 2012 10:33pm UTC
   If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples,
   How many pancakes can fit on the roof?
   Purple.'Cause aliens don't wear hats.
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3. Hollister_x3
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   If someone breaks your heart,
   punch them in the face.
   Seriously, just punch them in the
   face and go get some ice cream.
   
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4. Hollister_x3
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   May 9, 2012 10:26pm UTC
   I want you to be my Teenage Dream,
   Not The One That Got Away...
   
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5. Hollister_x3
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   May 9, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   I'm addicted to:
   ✔ Music.
   ❒ Drugs.
   ✔ Internet.
   ❒ Alcohol.
   
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6. Hollister_x3
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   May 9, 2012 10:20pm UTC
   Ghetto Wet Floor Sign:
   B*tches be trippin' ♥
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7. Hollister_x3
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   May 9, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   Replacing someone you love won't fix your problems,
   It just covers them up so no one else can see them.
   Not even yourself.
   
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8. Hollister_x3
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   May 9, 2012 6:07pm UTC
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   This is what everything looks like when you're crying.
   
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9. Hollister_x3
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   May 9, 2012 6:01pm UTC
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   d e a r m c ' d o n a l d s c a s h i e r ,
   don't give me that look.
   theres no age limit on a happy meal.
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10. Hollister_x3
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    May 9, 2012 5:55pm UTC
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    *Lights start flickering*
    Normal People: Oh, the bulb just needs to be changed.
    Me: OMG ITS TOBY FROM PARANORMAL ACTIVITY!!!
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11. Hollister_x3
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    May 9, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I laugh when I really want to cry
    
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12. Hollister_x3
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    May 9, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Love is a thing for two.
    But, theres always that girl
    who doesn't know how to count.
    
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13. Hollister_x3
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    May 9, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Don' t Lie To girls
    WE find out everything.
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14. Hollister_x3
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    May 9, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    She comes off strong..
    but maybe she fell asleep crying
    She acts like nothings wrong. But maybe she's just really good at lying ♥
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15. Hollister_x3
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    May 9, 2012 5:27pm UTC
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    Fat Guy: What are you looking at?
    me:the reason double-doors were invented ♥
    
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16. Hollister_x3
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    *****
    H e s a w y o u .
    H e m e t y o u .
    H e w a n t e d y o u .
    H e l i k e d y o u .
    H e c h a s e d y o u .
    H e g o t y o u .
    H e h a d y o u .
    H e g o t b o r e d .
    H e l e f t .
    *****
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17. Hollister_x3
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    s h e s a y s s h e d o e s n ' t c a r e
    » But her eyes tell a different story «
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18. Hollister_x3
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    May 9, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    I feel like whenever someone calls me Pretty,
    They're just lying and trying to be nice. ♥
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19. Hollister_x3
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    May 9, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Heres to the kids
    Who don't know who their true friends
    Are anymore..
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20. Hollister_x3
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    "Why am I single?"
    Brain: "Your weird."
    Stomach: "And your fat."
    Face: "Plus, your pretty ugly."
    Food: "I'm here for you, babe."
    
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