-On Wednesday, After Sciences Class-
Dr. Burns (teacher): Where is your homework, Dylan? I noticed you didn't turn it in....
Me: Oh... Um... It spontaneously.... umm.. COMBUSTED! Yes. I was writing on it.. and it just.. EXPLODED!
Dr. Burns: Nice try. But since you used a somewhat science related excuse, I'll only take 5 percent off.
Me: *Thinking* WINNING!!