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Hi I'm Heidi!
I love Harry Styles<3 and one direction!
follow me on tumblr: http://n0-happyendingshere-comeagain.tumblr.com/
byye!

baby, you light up my world like nobody else♥

HilaryMoore1992
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 4:03pm UTC

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Today is my Lazy Day ;]
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HilaryMoore1992
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September 8, 2011 8:40pm UTC

Is it true that when a person you know appears in your dream, that their thinking about you??
Cause my crush appeared in my dream yesterday and today in school he was staring at me like he had the dream too. =]

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HilaryMoore1992
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September 6, 2011 6:19pm UTC

"Dammit! Why does my toothpaste always fall off my toothbrush?!"
Fav if this ever happens to you ♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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HilaryMoore1992
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August 30, 2011 2:28am UTC

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi !, how are you ?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice said “So what are you up to ?”. I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here !”. From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, I said ” rather busy right now”. The voice said, “Listen, i will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions”

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HilaryMoore1992
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August 30, 2011 2:12am UTC

If olive oil is made from squeezing olives, then how is baby oil made? o.oo.o

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HilaryMoore1992
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August 30, 2011 2:08am UTC

Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Sincerely, students

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HilaryMoore1992
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August 21, 2011 1:44pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you actually have to explain to someone that you were being sarcastic

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HilaryMoore1992
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August 19, 2011 8:06pm UTC

Random Funny Facts #1
] More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

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HilaryMoore1992
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:02pm UTC

*stranger walks up to you*
Stranger: "Come with me little girl."
You: "Ok cool, where we goin?"

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HilaryMoore1992
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August 10, 2011 10:06pm UTC

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Go to this girls page right now!!!!!! She is the nicest person on all of witty!!!!!!!

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HilaryMoore1992
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August 8, 2011 1:52pm UTC

This is to all the youngest kids in the family,
Who's parents treat them like their 5.
nmf

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HilaryMoore1992
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August 6, 2011 7:50pm UTC

Dear Yahoo,
No one will ever say, "Let's just Yahoo it"
Sincererly,
Google

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HilaryMoore1992
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July 31, 2011 4:41pm UTC

"Sorry, I thought you were a cheesy tot."
Fave if you thought of the Sonic commercial ♥

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HilaryMoore1992
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July 26, 2011 4:06pm UTC

Dear Lipgloss,
Why don't you taste as good as you smell?
Sincerely, disappointed & hungry.
Dearblankpleaseblank

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HilaryMoore1992
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July 26, 2011 12:06am UTC

How come Mario;
can smash through bricks but he dies when he hits
A freaking turtle. ♥

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HilaryMoore1992
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 7:08pm UTC

>> pointing at the TV and yelling;
OMG what's he been in ?!?!.
-notmyformat-

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HilaryMoore1992
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 3:08pm UTC

so i dyed my hair
red and after i
rinsed it out
the shower looked like a murder scene
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HilaryMoore1992
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July 25, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Dear Fork,
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon.

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HilaryMoore1992
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July 15, 2011 11:13pm UTC

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HilaryMoore1992
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 11:40pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you choke on water.

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