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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 11:32am UTC

*me late at night*
me: i'm going to start going to the gym
me: i'm going to start eating a balanced diet
me: i'm going be more sociable and try harder to make plans
me: i'm going to be a doctor
me: i'm going to invent the cure for cancer
*me in the morning*
me: i cant
me: get
me: out
me: of
me: bed hELp!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 11:51am UTC

Teacher: Yeah, just give me your email and I'll send you the assignment.
Me: sexwithzayn69@hotmail.com
Teacher: ...

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 11:54am UTC

What if Harry waited another year?
What if Liam made it the first time?
What if Katy said no to Niall?
What if Zayn gaved up at the bootcamp?
What if Louis didn't get through?

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 11:39am UTC

Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream,
and you're actually a completely different person living a different life in a different world.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 11:49am UTC

Perfect guys don't exi-
Hi I'm Steve and I made witty profiles.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 2:20pm UTC

What is it called when your crush has crush on you too?
IMAGINATION!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 11:48am UTC

The best way to make somebody remember you,
borrow money from them.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”