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HeyImSmatko

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Member Since: 25 Sep 2010 11:54pm

Last Seen: 3 Sep 2011 08:03pm

user id: 126392

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My name is Bradley. Jess is my girl. shes xrawrxitsxjessx. 9-4-10 is when we started dating. I ACT FRUITY.. I AM NOT GAY I PROMISE YOU.... my girlfriend showed me this site, when we all were hanging out with a bunch of friends. I thought it was cool, considering I like to make up quotes. I am real, but I am nevvvveerrr on.. I love playing xbox. and Im a canadian stripper model.. get at me.. the number is 911, call me anytime. im joking about the stripper model thing. I love to talk to in british accents, because i think its cool..... just kidding, i talk like that when i get bored. what i do on my free time, is play runescape... HAHAHA. and bake.. i gotz nufffin to say anymore, so just comment me sometime. and follow my girlfriend xrawrxitsxjessx . this layout is made by her. its pretty awesome considering i love nike's. shoes are my life. alright, peace out.
THISSS BEEEE JESSSIIICAAA<3.
bradley is my boyfriend, since the 4th of september.,. hes amazing, and i love him. hes amazing at making quotes, and hes a hooottttiee. so ladies, just back off okay? haha you shoulw follow him & follow me! :) kcheckoutmahsister, xnikkixbbyx0 ....... soooooooo, brads awesome, but hes taken , sooorrrryyyy ladiiess... i love you baby<3
   I love Jessica Ann. <3 xrawrxitsxjessx <3333
  1. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 7:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 2:38pm UTC
    & I Know I'm not the only one standing there, looking like an idiot on the first day of school.

  3. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 2:46pm UTC
    So I decided to play a little joke on my parents,
    I walked up to them in all seriousness and said
    "Mom, Dad, Jess is pregnant(Jess is my girlfriend)"
    Their response?
    "Get the F☻CK out of my house!"
    Thanks for the support Mom and Dad..

  4. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:09am UTC
    They Should Just sell soft, chewy cereal, because Nobody likes crunchy fruit loops!

  5. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    Your smiles says you've got it together,
    But your eyes are tellin' me its not true.♥
    Credit:Saffimonki

  6. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 9:04pm UTC
    I Hate To See Her Go,
    But I Love To Watch Her Leave.♥

  7. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 11:23am UTC
    -You make me happy,
    whether you know it or not.♥

  8. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:35am UTC
    Mom:BRAD! Are you almost ready to leave?!
    Me: YEAH! HOLD ON!
    Ok. I'm Ready..
    *Gets in moms car.*
    5 minutes later*
    Me: MOM I FORGOT MY MATH BOOK!
    Mom : Jesus Brad! I thought yo--
    Me: *Puts headphones in* Yeah..Okay, Sorry.

  9. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 10:09pm UTC
    And sometimes..
    I Love You
    Is all I can say.

  10. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 9:44pm UTC
    & I used to think girls had cooties,
    ...
    now she's my world.

  11. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    The World is a rough place,
    but as long as you have the one you love,
    It's never half as bad.

  12. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 12:55pm UTC
    You can change the world,
    but first
    you must change yourself.

  13. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 11:46am UTC
    Baby, I Can't live without you.
    I've tried it once.
    Life Wasn't the same.
    So I'm Back to stay
    For good.<3
    forever.<3

  14. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 9:22am UTC
    I Love her, And she loves me. So why am I worried sick 24/7?
    Because if I lost her... I would lose
    my personality,
    my laughter
    , and my life.
    Because without her, I'm not me.

  15. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 2:40pm UTC
    Love. 'Nuff said.<3

  16. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 2:38pm UTC
    &The way she makes me feel.. I can care less what everyone else says.<3

  17. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    I Don't Go for looks, But I guess It's a bonus. <3

  18. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 8:03pm UTC
    She hates when I watch her eat..
    but I think it's the cutest thing <3
    *not my format.

  19. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    So theres this girl I like, Love, and everytime I see her, my heart skips about 4 beats.. And I was just wondering if this was healthy. xD

  20. HeyImSmatko HeyImSmatko
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2010 10:58am UTC
    hey. i'm a boy, my friend showed me this site... hi.

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