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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Purpleslurpee Purpleslurpee
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 7:28pm UTC
    i wonder
    -->if
    gay guys
    ever say:
    "thats so gay."

  3. emiinnerr emiinnerr
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 3:08pm UTC
    Maybe
    She's born with it ,
    Maybe
    /// It's Maybelline !
    Or Maaaybe ,
    It's Photoshop.

  4. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 3:51pm UTC
    - And the toast said to the toaster -
    "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.."

  5. andreaax3 andreaax3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    So today in English,
    my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
    "no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
    -----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

  6. RunawayLove_x RunawayLove_x
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 11:19pm UTC
    Some people were
    dropped as a baby...
    but i think you were thrown at a wall.

  7. im_it_29 im_it_29
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    And to get ready for the day,
    He: Walks to the shower, and walks out after five minutes.
    She: Hits the snooze button, and then after a couple minutes comes to realization she's qoinq to be late and ran to the shower, for 15 minutes.
    He: Puts on his favorite clothes, and puts on a little Axe and hopes it's barely noticable.
    She: Picks out her cutest clothes, sprays a little Pink and hopes she'll get noticed.
    He: Burshes his perfect white shiny teeth, and smiles.
    She: Runs into the bathroom brushes her teeth, and thinks, my braces look so ugly.
    He: Combs his hair, even though it'd dry he blow drys it to perfection.
    She: Gets ou the straightener, and spends 30 minutes on her hair.
    He: Grabs some cereal.
    She: Gets a muffin and hopes it will last till Lunch.
    He: Takes one last look in the mirror before he walks out to the bus.
    She: Touches up her mascara and eyeliner and puts on a little lip gloss and walks to the bus.
    He: Takes one step off the bus and right away hopes he looks good enough for her.
    She: Gets butterflies, steps off the bus, and looks for him.
    He: Looks at her and thinks , I wish she wanted me as badly as I wanted her.
    She: Looks at him and wishes he wanted her too.
    And he walked up to her and said, you look really pretty today.
    And that's how it all started.

  8. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  9. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 3:15am UTC
    " Come With Me "
    Where Are You Going?
    " To The Toilet. "

  10. x0haleyx01 x0haleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2010 8:57am UTC
    i wish cancer got cancer & died.

  11. emily_tall emily_tall
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 12:11am UTC
    where can i find this DJ that makes people fall in love? ;D

  12. Rmoney Rmoney
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    "suicide hotline .... please hold." :D

  13. xIxluvxbunniezx xIxluvxbunniezx
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:15pm UTC
    Hey, don't touch me there
    That's, my private square
    R. A. P. E.
    Get the hell away from me!


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. emiinnerr emiinnerr
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:18pm UTC
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  16. haayl_xox haayl_xox
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 1:43pm UTC
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  17. mandypandy619 mandypandy619
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 7:45pm UTC
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  18. nesoccerne nesoccerne
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 9:43pm UTC
    I don't care if it is rude to stare ,
    Y O U A R E H O T,
    so I will stare. ♥

  19. CrazyxForxLuv CrazyxForxLuv
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 11:40pm UTC
    Microsoft Word Will Never Understand
    ( That my name is NOT a spelling mistake. )

  20. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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