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1. HarryPotterWorld
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   September 3, 2011 9:08pm UTC
   Harry Potter Quote #38
   Hermione: Remember, Slughorn usually eats early, takes a walk, and then returns to his office.
   Harry: Right. I'm going down to Hagrid's.
   Hermione: What? No! Harry, you've got to go speak to Slughorn! We have a plan.
   Harry: I know, but I've got a really good feeling about Hagrid's. I feel like it's the place to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?
   Hermione & Ron: No.
   
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2. HarryPotterWorld
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   September 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC
   Harry Potter Quote #37
   Ron: Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.
   Harry: I-I've never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice... I think I'll be going to bed now.
   
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3. HarryPotterWorld
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   September 3, 2011 8:56pm UTC
   Harry Potter Quote #36
   Slughorn: Harry! I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately!
   Harry: That would be counterproductive, sir!
   
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4. HarryPotterWorld
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   September 3, 2011 8:49pm UTC
   Harry Potter Quote #35
   Harry: But, Sir, I thought we weren't allowed to apparate on Hogwarts' grounds.
   Dumbledore: Well, being me... has its privileges.
   
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5. HarryPotterWorld
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   September 3, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   Harry Potter Quote #34
   Ron: Do you think she knows I exist?
   Harry: Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.
   Ron: Snogging? Who are you talking about?
   Harry: Who are you talking about?
   Ron: Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.
   
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6. HarryPotterWorld
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   September 3, 2011 7:49pm UTC
   Harry Potter Quote #33
   Dumbledore: You must be wondering why I brought you here.
   Harry: Actually sir, after all these years I just sort of go with it.
   
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7. HarryPotterWorld
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   August 31, 2011 7:38pm UTC
   "To the well organized mind,
   death is but the next great adventure."
   -Albus Dumbledore
   
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8. HarryPotterWorld
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   August 27, 2011 10:39pm UTC
   Some people would say
   Harry Potter is for nerds,
   and to those people I say,
   "Crucio."
   
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9. HarryPotterWorld
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   August 25, 2011 10:19pm UTC
   Harry Potter Quotes #32
   Neville: Right then, so what's the plan Harry?
   Harry: Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in the castle, and it may help us defeat You-Know-Who.
   Neville: Right, what is it?
   Harry: We don't know.
   Dean: Where is it?
   Harry: We don't know that either. I realize that's not much to go on.
   Seamus: That's nothing to go on.
   
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10. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #31
    Professor Dumbledore: Lily... after all this time?
    Professor Snape: Always.
    
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11. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #30
    Filch: Students out of bed! Students out of bed! Students out of bed!
    Professor McGonagall: They are supposed to be out of bed you blithering idiot!
    
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12. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #29
    Molly: Not my daughter, you b itch!
    
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13. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #28
    Ron: She's gone mental, Hermione has. I mean, not that she wasn't always mental, but now it's out in the open for everyone to see!
    
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14. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #27
    Hermione: Ow! That looks really painful.
    Ron: It's sorta painful. They uh, they might... chop it.
    Hermione: I'm sure Madame Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat.
    Ron: It's too late, it's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off.
    
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15. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #26
    Ron: Who do you think that is?
    Hermione: Professor R. J. Lupin.
    Ron: Do you know everything. How is it she knows everything?
    Hermione: It's on his suitcase, Ronald.
    Ron: Oh.
    
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16. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #25
    Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing! Are you in the beyond? I think you are!
    Ron: Sure...
    Professor Trelawney: Look at the cup, tell me what you see!
    Ron: Oh yeah... well, Harry's got a sort of wonky cross... that's trials and suffering. And, uh, that there could be the sun, and that's happiness, so... you're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it...
    
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17. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #24
    Harry: So you mean this map shows...?
    Fred: Everyone.
    Harry: Everyone?
    George: Everyone.
    Fred: Where they are.
    George: What they're doing.
    Fred: Every minute.
    George: Of every day.
    
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18. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 25, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quotes #23
    *Ron sits upright in bed*
    Ron: Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
    Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.
    Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...
    *falls right back asleep*
    
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19. HarryPotterWorld
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    August 24, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quotes #22
    Ron: How long do you think she'll stay mad at me?
    Harry: Just keep talking about that little ball of light touching your heart, and she'll come around.
    
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20. HarryPotterWorld
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quote #21
    Hermione: Actually I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.
    
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