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  1. Eska Eska
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    The guy who discovered milk..
    What was he doing to the cow?

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    I once recorded myself singing
    and then when I listened to it I didn't talk for 3 days straight


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. X_Johanna_X X_Johanna_X
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 11:11am UTC
    Who's John Lennon? Said the 12 year old girl wearing a Beatles t-shirt

  6. 5teenagedirtbags 5teenagedirtbags
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    freind 1: i'm really good at drawing
    friend 2: i'm reallly good at sports
    friend 3: i'm really good at writing
    friend 4: i'm really good looking
    friend 5: i'm really good at dancing
    me: i'm really good at breathing
    me: *gets athsma*

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Check out the new Witty Profiles before everyone else.
    http://test.wittyprofiles.com
    Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.

  8. theoddsareinyourfavor theoddsareinyourfavor
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    So... I'm gay
    I've been in the closet for about a year now, and am willing to stay in there for another two
    it just feels nice to tell someone, so thanks internet

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    and my dad's like hey I got a rifle


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Remembr swine flu????????? fav if ur a tru 2009 kid.

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Vic Fuentes could sing the dictionary and it would still be perfect.

  13. ViolinBoy ViolinBoy
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Lets not,
    and say we did

  14. ✨Clueless✨* ✨Clueless✨*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    I talked to real human today. It was the scariest thing ever

  15. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    Does anyone else have that one song that makes them automatically cry once they hear it?

  16. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    I cant do it Anymore. Its like its time i say goodbye from the life i lived for 16 years. I need help i need a friend Please someone help me.

  17. The Sleeping Wallflower* The Sleeping Wallflower*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    September 10, 2013 = Against Su.ici.de Day.... Wear The Color Yellow, and Write Love on yourself...... fave if u r doing this too!

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR WITTY PROFILES.
    What if Steve added like, a "view members" button and it has their icon and their name next to it? Like it shows every Wittian in like, alphabetical order? We can visit any member we want and discover new people. I made a preview thing with Paint.
    Here is what I am talking about:
    http://imm.io/1hfS2


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. foreverforgotten12 foreverforgotten12
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    Seeing this girl every day, and being too shy to ask for her number sucks...

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