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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Me: Time for homework.
Me: *opens chemistry book*
Me: *turns to page 56789876545789*
Me: *labels notebook 25.8*
Me: Wait, don't I have study hall tomorrow?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *throws chemistry book into a wall*

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FreddyJ
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June 2, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Violinist Joke #003
If I ever have a child, I will never let him/her listen to jazz or classical music. The genres aren't appropriate for children, they're full of sax and violins!

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gray22
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:06pm UTC

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
EVEN THOUGH THEY
WEREN'T SO GREAT

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gray22
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 5:08pm UTC

When you feel like giving up, there's always one reminder to tell you to hold on

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC

*Me if I ever become famous*
Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
Me: It's very vague in my memory.
Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
Interviewer: Yes?
Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
Me: Very tragic.
Interviewer: ...inspiring

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Same Love
❤Macklemore❤

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^_^*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Don't understand what's everyone's problems with lesbians,gays and bisexual?
they are just the same as us = innocent individuals

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 11:36pm UTC

Don't favorite this quote or I might have to follow you to death

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 10:19pm UTC

I'm good with words.
I can write a story that makes people cry.
I can pull at people's heart-strings with a couple paragraphs.
I can create a whole other world that is realistic and engaging.
I can write out pieces with elaborate ideas and concepts.
But, I can't find the words to explain how I feel and who I am.

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oh_lo0k_its_Rosie
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 12:27pm UTC

dont get too CLOSE, its DARK inside, its where my DEMONS hide.

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HamLover101
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 12:40pm UTC

What's so good about picking up the pieces?

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 8:21pm UTC

DON'T MAKE ME FEEL LOW
cause I've tried so hard to convince myself
it's okay that I feel this way
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LOW, don't make me feel low.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 8:35pm UTC

"I think everyone should get married!
Boy and girls...
Girls and boys...
Boys and boys...
Girls and girls...
Shouldn't we all be
entitled to a family?"
-Billie Joe Armstrong

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:43pm UTC

We as a culture really need to get away from this idea that having
positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Friend 1: If I had the power to control time, I would probably just use it to sleep more
Me: If you stopped it during a test at the last minute, just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly, and put them back, that would be a good idea, too.
Friend 2: If you could stop time, you wouldn't do tests. You could just take stuff from shops and live off that.
Me: No. That's illegal.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Tom Hanks m.asturbates
Tom Wanks
Tom Banks punishes his kids
Tom Spanks
Tom Hanks says grace at dinner
Tom Thanks
Tom Hanks needs to deposit money
Tom Banks
Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War
Tom Yanks
Tom Hanks can't remember
Tom Blanks
Tom hanks stabs a guy
Tom Shanks
Tom Hanks takes a boat ride
Tom Cruise

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Hale_Storm18
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May 26, 2013 12:57pm UTC

» do you hear the people sing? singing the song of angry men?
IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN.
when the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes
will you join our crusade? who will be strong and stand by me? beyond the barricade is there
a world you long to see? then join the fight. that will give you the right to be free.
do you hear the people sing? ♥ singing the song of angry men?
it is the music of the people who will not be slaves again.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 6:41pm UTC

It's weird that pirates went shore to shore looking for buried treasure
when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 6:46pm UTC

If you ever want to win an argument just go, "Listen here you little sh.t"
Mom: You're grounded
Me: Listen here you little sh.t

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