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  1. cheybabii14 cheybabii14
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2008 11:30am UTC
    Stop the Kevin Hate!
    Paul Kevin Jonas
    Joesph Adam Jonas
    Nicholes Jerry Jonas
    All of them, forever.

  2. lovely11 lovely11
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 12:52am UTC
    And i dont think you understand how p.a.i.n.f.u.l this is for me
    we were so close, so t.i.g.h.t
    peanut butter&&jelly
    who knew we'd end up like this
    like i never meant a n y t h i n g to you at all
    what happened to all those
    late nights&&stupid fights
    kisses goodnight && i l o v e yous
    you said f.o.r.e.v.e.r && a.l.w.a.y.s; you would be mine
    but i guess, when the story played out
    i really never meant a n y t h i n g to you after all
    ^ all mine, gimme credittt
    for all the girls who got screwed over by guys and their lies
    sometimes its hard to find a true love in a sea of jerks

  3. itssarahhxx7 itssarahhxx7
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:07am UTC
    Today
    I though of the perfect comeback for an argument
    I had three days ago.
    mlia. ^ haha ! happens to me all the time

  4. xoxMeanie44 xoxMeanie44
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:09am UTC
    There are few things I know for sure;
    That I have been loved; once. And had loved back.
    That a person could find hope, in the way a weed grew.
    That the sum of a man's life was not where he wound up;
    But in the details that put him there.
    & That we all make mistakes. __<3
    --Jodi Picoult.
    [From her book; a change of heart.]
    ^^I love this quote; but i really suck at editing:-p I've just given up on fades.
    You're free to edit it:-)

  5. PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 6:15pm UTC
    Today,
    I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML

  6. PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 6:17pm UTC
    Today,
    my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

  7. peacelovesamxo peacelovesamxo
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    Funny FML I saw today #1
    Today, after the church service was over, my
    two year old granddaughter started to sing into
    the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing".
    I picked up the microphone and proceeded to sing
    " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said
    "No he doesn't." FML
    haha (:

  8. SimplyCydney SimplyCydney
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 4:45pm UTC
    Today, the boy of my dreams broke my heart. He doesn't even know it.
    FML
    (my FML)

  9. shannnoonnXXX shannnoonnXXX
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 10:21pm UTC
    today,
    i went to macys to find a outfit for my cousins weding with my mother and my grandmother. i was considered too young for this "adult only" wedding so i was just there to help. there was a very nice lady helping us. i was being quite so she asks me, "so are you having fun helping your sister and your mother out?"
    she thought my mom was my sister. shes 40. im not.
    fml.
    my personal fml.. rate/comment. :/
    -shannon

  10. forbidden_lovee_xoxo forbidden_lovee_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 8:19pm UTC
    FML
    Today I had a ceremony for school.
    My mom found this pretty cute outfit and she wanted me to wear it
    so i did.
    When I got to the school I saw an old lady walk in
    Her shirt looked really familiar.
    We faced her when we recited The Pledge of Alligence
    and she got up on the stage to speak.
    Through this I realized why the shirt looked familiar
    An 80 year old woman was wearing the same exact shirt as me.
    FML.

  11. xogrlygurl021ox xogrlygurl021ox
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:55pm UTC
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  12. peacelovesamxo peacelovesamxo
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    Funny FML I saw today #2
    Today, I went to the store to buy groceries.
    I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old
    shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential
    children died on your daughter's face last night."
    I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

  13. xogrlygurl021ox xogrlygurl021ox
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:47pm UTC
    Time For FML
    Today,
    I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks.
    They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress,
    I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and
    I was basically unintentionally starving myself.
    They told me to keep it up.
    FML

  14. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 7:04pm UTC
    Never
    interrupt your enemy
    when he's making a
    mistake
    i am not jocking this I got this as a request from FabulousFades I MADE THIS IS SHE FADED! OKAY!! I DIDN'T STEAL!

  15. x3x3jackieex3x3 x3x3jackieex3x3
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 7:04pm UTC
    I love summer
    the hot days; cool nights; yummy icecream;
    water fights; dirty feet; frizzy hair; tanktops;
    & truth or dare; sunshine; flip-flops;& best friends;
    summer '09 just can't end <3
    fade not mine*

  16. alice4ever14 alice4ever14
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    hey boy;
    i gots some [skittles] in my mouth
    wanna taste the rainbow...?

  17. holdhands_notgrudges holdhands_notgrudges
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    Thats how you find out who
    someone is; in the hardest times.
    -my dad ;]

  18. dancingsugarcube dancingsugarcube
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 6:27pm UTC
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  19. mynameisnotmaja mynameisnotmaja
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 6:28pm UTC
    Do you make an effort
    to be an idiot.. Or is it a gift?

  20. OppositesAttract OppositesAttract
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 6:30pm UTC
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