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  1. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN,
    I r a n d o m l y g e t h u n g r y i n t h e m i d d l e o f
    t h e n i g h t .

  2. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH.....
    ...Woah wait....are you crying?

  3. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    When Someone Screams Out
    "DONT LOOK!"
    I automatically look, no matter what.

  4. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    Yelling ''STAY!''
    at a non-living object that keeps falling over
    as if it's going to listen to you.

  5. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    I Wish
    the hair on my head grew as fast as my leg hair

  6. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    Dear hair,
    please grow on my head, eye brows and eye lashes ONLY.
    sincerely, girls.

  7. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    Cancer;
    I REALLY hope they find the cure.
    [♥] if you think so too.

  8. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Dear hair salon stylists,
    Why does it never feel this good when I wash my hair myself?!
    Sincerely, come home with me?
    nmq

  9. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Hakuna Matata

  10. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:37am UTC
    love you to pieces

  11. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:34am UTC
    Who remembers
    CREDDIE
    vs.
    SEDDIE

  12. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:19am UTC
    I hope you still feel small
    when you stand becide the ocean.
    Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens.
    Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
    And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.
    I hope you dance

  13. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:12am UTC
    I'm the girl
    your mother will love, your ex will hate, and you'll adore

  14. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 1:17am UTC
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  15. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 1:01am UTC
    *actual texting conversation between me and him*
    *talking about how this school year will be different*
    Me: I wish I was perfect like some girls in our school
    Him: Why would you wanna be perfect? Being perfect is so over-rated. I love you the way you are.
    Me: Its funny how you can make me smile like an idiot over one text message. You actually love me or is this some sick joke?
    Him: Anna, I love you. You are the girl I want. Will you be my girlfriend, gorgeous?
    Me: How can I say no to an amazing and sweet guy like you, yes(: I love you too

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