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1. HPlover3095
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2007 12:28pm UTC
   ~Use as an away message or in profile~ : )
   In A sEcOnD yOu’Ll Be WrApPeD aRoUnD mY fInGeR,
   cAuSe I cAn,
   CaUsE i CaN dO iT bEtTeR,
   tHeRe’S nO oThEr,
   So WhEn'S iT gOnNa SiNk In?
   ShE’s So StUpId,
   WhAt ThE hElL wErE yOu ThInKiNg?!
   
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2. HPlover3095
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2007 4:26pm UTC
   When you die if you are in an obituary, that means in life you were a b****!
   
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3. HPlover3095
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2007 4:16pm UTC
   I I I I ' M M BB O RR
   I M M MM B B O O R R
   I M M M M BBB O O R R ___
   I M M M B B O O RR
   I M M B B O O R R
   I I I I M M Bb O R R
   E E E E E DD !!
   E D D !!
   E D D !!
   E E E D D !!
   E D D
   E E E E E DD !!
   
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4. HPlover3095
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2007 4:03pm UTC
   therapist: What did you do today?
   girl: I ate a red candle.
   therapist: What did it taste like?
   girl: Like blueberry muffins.
   
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5. HPlover3095
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2007 6:50pm UTC
   Friends are something we should value like diamonds.
   
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