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1. HPdonts
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   June 28, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   27) I will not tell the first years that Snape is the voice of God.
   
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2. HPdonts
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   June 28, 2012 11:13pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   26) I will not wear my "DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT" shirt to school.
   
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   June 5, 2012 9:46pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   25) There is no such thing as a "Wizard Swear"
   
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   June 5, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   24) Harry Potter does not have "Wizard Angst"
   
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   June 5, 2012 9:40pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   23) Dumbledore does not have "Nakie Time"
   
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   June 5, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   22) I am not allowed to 'Bother' Snape.
   
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   June 5, 2012 9:33pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   21) If a classmate falls asleep in class, I am not allowed to draw a dark mark on their arm.
   
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   June 5, 2012 9:30pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   20) Seamus Finnegan is not "after me lucky charms."
   
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9. HPdonts
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   May 11, 2012 4:36pm UTC
   Harry Potter Don’ts
   19) I must not convince first years that if you take astronomy, you will be abducted by aliens.
   
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10. HPdonts
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    May 11, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    18) Telling first years that they need to have the "Witch Burning Test" done to them is NOT funny.
    
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11. HPdonts
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    May 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    17) I must not put Hagrid's baby blast-ended skrewts in the Gryffindor's Quidditch robes.
    
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    May 11, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    16) I must not run the corridorrs screaming "The muggles are coming! The muggles are coming!" during class hours.
    
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    May 9, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    15) Sirius Black does not want to get in touch with his "feminine side."
    
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    May 9, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    14) Nor may I change the words to "Furry Little Secrets."
    
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    May 9, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    13) I may not sing "Dirty Little Secrets" in front of the Marauders.
    
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    May 6, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    12) I am not allowed to use the words "Pimp Cane" in front of Lucius Malfoy.
    
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    May 6, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    11) I am not allowed to ask Remus Lupin if he wants to watch the full moon with me.
    
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18. HPdonts
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    May 6, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    10) It is a bad idea to tell McGonagall she takes herself to seriously.
    
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19. HPdonts
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    May 3, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    9) I will not steal The Sword of Gryffindor from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the corridors. Not even on Halloween.
    
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20. HPdonts
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    May 3, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Harry Potter Don’ts
    8) I am not allowed to declare and official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
    
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