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HEYITSme07
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September 9, 2012 7:57am UTC

LOL
remember when we actually had a normal sleeping schedule

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HEYITSme07
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September 6, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*My Expectation*
Me: *flips hair*
Guys: *gets overwhelmed*
*Reality*
Me: *flips hair*
Guys: is something wrong with your neck

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HEYITSme07
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September 6, 2012 8:18pm UTC

me: *sees something funny on facebook and debating over if I should show it to my mom*
me: mom look at this funny thing i found on facebook!
mom: WHAT YOU'RE ALREADY ON FACEBOOK YOU HAD SCHOOL TODAY
me: nevermind *turns and walk away*

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September 6, 2012 3:29pm UTC

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HEYITSme07
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September 5, 2012 2:10pm UTC

I'm such a bad*ss
I do WHAT I want
WHEN I want
as long as I have my mom's permission :)
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HEYITSme07
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September 5, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Me: Are you ready for school tomorrow?
My Brother: Eh.
Me: I'm gonna be a freshman.
Brother: What's a freshman?
Me: You don't know what a freshman is?
Brother: I don't know what does it mean?
Me: A freshman.
Brother:
Me:
Brother: A man that freshes?

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HEYITSme07
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September 4, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Doctor So how long would you say you're on the computer for?
Me: About 14 hours
Doctor: A week?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ya let's go with that
nmq/nmf

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HEYITSme07
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September 4, 2012 12:15pm UTC

*Looking back on my old profile pics on facebook*
Me: WHO IS THIS CHUBBY FAT MONKEY?!
Facebook:
Me:
Facebook:
Me:
Facebook:
Me: This is why I hate you, Facebook.

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HEYITSme07
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September 2, 2012 2:31am UTC

Dear Medicine,
I don't recall ever eating a cherry and then throwing up from the horrible taste.
nmf

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HEYITSme07
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August 31, 2012 7:38pm UTC

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HEYITSme07
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August 26, 2012 10:48pm UTC

Plot Twist: You are the person that you have always wanted to be, but no one still likes you.

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HEYITSme07
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August 22, 2012 11:21pm UTC

Did you know that...
the woman who plays the mom in the Disney show Jessie was Lori, the sister of Eric, in The 70's Show??
I h a ven't been this s h o c ked in a l o n g time.....
nmf

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HEYITSme07
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August 22, 2012 11:15pm UTC

I threw a kid in a well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I will regret this in hell
But he was in my way.

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HEYITSme07
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August 22, 2012 8:49am UTC

When commercials make dog food
look more appetizing than the food I eat.
nmf

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HEYITSme07
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August 10, 2012 8:14pm UTC

16 and an Olympian
Not
16 and Pregnant.
nmq

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HEYITSme07
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August 10, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Watching The Lion King For the First Time In Years
THERE GO ALL MY CHILDHOOD FEEEEEEEEELSS

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HEYITSme07
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August 10, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Mom: *makes a mistake*
Mom: Whoopsie oh well that's okay
Me: *makes a mistake*
Mom: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS MESSING UP THINGS I SWEAR
YOU NEVER LEARN DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID THAT'S
YOUR FAULT UGH
Me: -__-
nmf

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HEYITSme07
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August 10, 2012 5:40pm UTC

I hate when you're trying to whisper something to someone, and they make everything better by replying loudly.
B*tch there's a reason why I was whispering.
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HEYITSme07
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August 8, 2012 12:47am UTC

remember that time when sirius black accidentally called harry james when they were fighting the death eaters and then he died and i ate all my limbs then set myself on fire
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HEYITSme07
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August 7, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Haha
remember how only a few years ago we didn't know who the heck Justin Bieber or One Direction was?
good times, good times..

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