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Gymbabyy

1. Gymbabyy
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   Boy: Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time ;)
   Girl: Your dick is bigger than all your friends'
   Boy: ;)
   Boy: Wait....what?!?!
   Girl: Love you ;)
   
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2. Gymbabyy
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   May 22, 2012 9:39pm UTC
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3. Gymbabyy
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   May 3, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   My Friend Thinks He's Smart
   he said the only food that can make you cry is an onion
   So I threw a coconut at his face
   
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4. Gymbabyy
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   Saying age is just a number
   is like saying jail is just a room.
   
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5. Gymbabyy
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 6:24pm UTC
   Ex: You will never find anyone like me again!!!
   That's probably a good thing..
   
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6. Gymbabyy
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 6:17pm UTC
   Guys:
   You want an allstate that will make sure you're in good hands
   Not the geico girl who is so easy a caveman could do her.
   NMF/NMQ
   
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7. Gymbabyy
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   Sunglasses
   -Protecting your eyes
   -Looking cool
   X Secretly checking out hot guys
   
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8. Gymbabyy
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 7:04pm UTC
   The only necessary phrase, you need to know for spanish class:
   "Puedo ir al bano por favor"
   
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9. Gymbabyy
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   Shooting stars don't crash through your window . If you want it , go get it . It's meant to be chased .
   
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10. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Peeta's family makes bread.
    Peeta's name is Peeta.
    Was he named after Peeta Bread?
    Am I the only one who this just occured to???
    
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11. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Your Face is Ugly!
    So is your personality.
    Format by Sandrasauras
    
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12. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    & you know you are witty obsessed when you highlight every blank space you see. ;)
    
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13. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:47pm UTC
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    Dear Homework,
    You're not attractive.
    Therefore,
    I'm not doing you.
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14. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    That FML moment when you paint your nails and the right hand looks professionally done and the left looks like it was run over by a blind monkey driving a bulldozer.
    Twice.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    ░░░░
    I WROTE A REPORT ON STDS.
    MY TEACHER GAVE ME
    A 69 ON IT
    Format by Sandrasaurus/nmq
    
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16. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you post something on facebook and get no likes
    and shamefully delete it...
    
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17. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Parents call it
    Talking Back
    We call it
    Explaining
    
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18. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    .....when it"s not really an awkward moment.
    Awkward
    
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19. Gymbabyy
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    February 23, 2012 4:06pm UTC
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20. Gymbabyy
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When you answer a question that was totally not directed at you.
    
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