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Rae Lillian*

1. Rae Lillian*
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2013 10:43pm UTC
   Police: Where do you live?
   Small Boy: with my parents.
   Police: Where do your parents live?
   Small Boy: With me.
   Police: And where do you live all?
   Small Boy: Together
   Police: Where is Your Home?
   Small Boy: Beside my neighbors' house.
   Police: Where is your neighbors' house?
   Small Boy: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
   Police: Tell me?
   Small Boy: Next to my house.
   
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2. Rae Lillian*
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   December 21, 2013 9:13pm UTC
   "I don't want to get a girlfriend because all my fans are my girlfriends and I can't cheat on them"
   ~Harry Styles
   
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3. Rae Lillian*
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   December 21, 2013 9:10pm UTC
   "It only takes a second to call a girl fat and she'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself-- Think before you act"
   ~Harry Styles
   
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4. Rae Lillian*
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   December 21, 2013 9:07pm UTC
   Fan: *Meets Niall Horan*
   Niall: Why do you seem so sad... I thought you wanted to meet us?
   Fan: I'm happy that I get to meet you, I'm sad because you probably won't rememeber......
   NMQ
   
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5. Rae Lillian*
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   June 21, 2013 7:53pm UTC
   Teenage Love:
   Not brining your jacket to school on a cold, rainy day just so you can wear his.
   Taking his notebook in class so he has to wrap his arms around you just to get it back.
   Letting him wrap his arms around your waste and kiss you on the forehead.
   Getting butterflies when he holds your hand.
   Gettin angry and storming off to turn around and find him right there behind you with a hug.
   Those big kisses under the 4th of July fireworks.
   Yes, Teenage Love. Is. Perfect <3
   
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6. Rae Lillian*
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   March 2, 2013 12:01pm UTC
   Your wrist isn't paper, DON'T cut it
   Your face isn't a mask, DON'T hide it
   Your body isn't a book, DON'T judge it
   Your life isn't a film, DON't END IT!
   
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7. Rae Lillian*
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   February 2, 2013 10:28am UTC
   When I show someone my cuts and they say "oh it's not that bad". I'm sorry next time I'll cut deeper.
   
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8. Rae Lillian*
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   December 28, 2012 10:51pm UTC
   I ahve always wondered what it's like to have a top quote. Are your notifications like "Whoa man, slow down I can only take so many faves at one. Daymn kid!"
   
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9. Rae Lillian*
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   When you add a quote it says "Enter Your Good Quote Here". Well what if i don't want to enter y good quote here maybe I want to enter it there or maybe I don't want it to be good maybe I want it to be crappy...
   
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10. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Imagine one day you're a celebrity and the media exposes all you pictures from the past...
    Credit to teenager post # 8270
    
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11. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Dear Crush,
    Don't be scared when a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve.
    Sincerely, You were on my Christmas list
    Credit to teenager post # 783
    
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12. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    That crazy 5 seconds when you stand up too fast and you either go blind, or extremely dizzy..
    Credit to teenager post # 6528
    
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13. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    You know my name not my story.You've heard what I've done , not what I've been through.
    Credit to teenager post #6373
    
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14. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    What the heck does the "z" in "lolz"mean... "Laugh Out Loud...Zebras?"
    
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15. Rae Lillian*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    I am sick and tired of finding your x. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on dude!
    Credit to teenager post #4316
    
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16. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Parents calling "talking back." We call it "explaining".
    Credit to teenager post # 947
    
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17. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    "Be strong." I whispered to my wifi...
    Credit to teenager post #6999
    
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18. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes...
    Credit to teenager post #3973
    
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19. Rae Lillian*
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    December 8, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    When something exciting happens I randomly slap the person next to me.
    Credit to teenager post #3968
    
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20. Rae Lillian*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    No matter how bad you think life is, wake up and be thankful. Somewhere else someone is fighting to survive...
    Credit to teenager post #4461
    
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