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GrandmaWitty

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Member Since: 19 May 2012 07:18pm

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  1. GrandmaWitty GrandmaWitty
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    May 20, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Hello my little babies! Grandma is going to tell you a story every Sunday. So come along and read with me!
    All of these are memories from when I was a kid. So I hope these are right.
    Little Red Goldilocks
    Once apon a time there was a little girl and her name was Red Goldilocks. She had a pet wolf. The wolves and the bears were enemies. So one day, the wolf and Red Goldilocks went to visit wolf's grandma.
    Along the way, they met a handsome prince who decided to tag along. They got to the house, and saw hot porrige on the table. They quickly ate it all up. Then they went upstairs to see the poor old grandma. When they got to her room, they discovered it was not the wolves grandma, it was a BEAR! The grandma had been eaten whole. And eventually, so were the three friends.
    THE END.

  2. GrandmaWitty GrandmaWitty
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    May 19, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    I'm making cookies! They're chocolate chip.

:)

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