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  1. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:36am UTC
    How come you never notice what’s important until it’s too late?

  2. josie* josie*
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    September 10, 2013 12:07pm UTC
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    Every 40 seconds someone commits suicide.
    Today is world suicide prevention day.
    You are not alone.

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    hey you
    yes you
    is today your first day of school?
    tomorrow?
    or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?
    either way youre looking great
    you are going to rock this
    i believe in you
    youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ
    best wishes,
    -me

  4. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    shy people notice everything.
    b u t n o o n e n o t i c e s s h y p e o p l e .

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
    i hope you find $20 on the ground today

  6. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    i don't want to burden you with my sadness
    SO I'LL JUST PRETEND IT'S NOT THERE

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in?


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    things not to say to someone who is upset about something:
    ▹it could be worse
    ▹you’re fine
    ▹it’s not a big deal
    ▹calm down
    ▹walk it off
    ▹i have it worse
    ▹you have no reason to complain
    ▹stop complaining
    ▹you’re so privileged
    ▹i have problems too i just hide them better
    ▹how can you complain about your life when there’s children starving all around the world

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    I am 99.9% sure that I'm a Disney princess.
    The 0.01% uncertainty is because birds don't talk to me.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    is it weird
    how I try to think of you at night
    just to hope you pop up in my dreams?
    To be honest , its been working
    because I get beautiful dreams about you,
    but it sucks because we weren’t living it ..

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.

  13. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    What has this world come to?

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 9:44am UTC
    Here on Witty, we treat everyone with respect! Oh but except for
    --Most religious people, especially Christians
    --People who aren't feminists
    --People who are thin or underweight
    --Republicans
    --Conservatives
    --People who have interests outside just sitting on the computer
    --Any guy who joins the website
    --Anyone 13 and under
    --"Sl.uts"
    --Anyone who has an opinion that doesn't agree with the general consensus
    --People with self confidence

  15. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    我爱你
    i'm in love with you

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    me: wow i'm fat
    me: i'm perfect just the way i am
    me: i'm so disgusting, i'm losing weight now
    me: i am more than just my weight
    me: i am so fat
    me: my curves are beautiful
    me: i hate myself

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Every girl has had a pregnancy scare.
    Even if you're a virgin, you think you're pregnant.

  18. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 7:40am UTC
    I swear, when i'm around certain people,
    a little switch in my brain goes from normal ...
    to incredibly sarcastic.

  19. AbbyOlivia AbbyOlivia
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    Who wants to come over and have a High School Musical marathon with me?

  20. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 10:30am UTC
    Finally.. The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes.
    A blonde women was speeding down the road in her little red sports car, and was pulled over by a women police officer who was also blonde.
    The blonde cop asked to see the driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
    "What does it look like?" She finally asked. The police women replied, "It's square and has your picture on it."
    The driver finally found a small mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewomen. "Here it is," she said.
    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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