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  1. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 10:02am UTC

    Sometimes when you're surrounded by hundreds of people,
    that's when you're the most lonely.

  2. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    Lately, I've been trying to figure out
    why I love you like I do.
    Then it occurred to me that
    maybe that's the point
    to not know the reason.
    To spend forever trying to find it.
    Piece by piece.
    Peeling it apart,
    Forever and ever.
    (NTP)

  3. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    I hope she never hurts you like you hurt me.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    if i ever had a daughter
    me:what are you doing there on your computer?
    daughter:um, nothing.
    me:is that witty profiles?
    daughter:yeah
    me:OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
    daughter:what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
    me: do u know Steve?
    daughter:wait, how do you know abou-
    me:DO YOU WRITE funny quotes?
    daughter:
    me:DO you vent in there?
    daughter:
    me:ARE YOU witty FAMOUS?
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:well, i only have a few thousand followe-
    me:OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:follow 4 follow?

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    friends are like balloons.
    if you stab them, they die

  6. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    5 things that need to stay in 2013
    1. twerking
    2. what does the fox say
    3. drawn-on eyebrows
    4. jeans with no pockets
    5. ooh kill 'em

  7. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 10:02am UTC
    A WORD'S JUST A WORD
    till you mean what you say.
    love isn't love
    until you give it away.
    Please don't remove this!

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