DEAR MOM
It is with great regret and sorrow that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real love, and he is so nice, even with all his piercings and tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle without a helmet. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant!! Joe said we would be really happy in the woods with his trailer. He wants to have more then one child with me, and that has been my dream. I've learned that weed doesn't really hurt anyone, so I've decided to start growing it with his friends who are allowing to have all the cocaine we want! In the meantime we'll pray for science, to find a cure for AIDS. Joe deserves to be better! Don't worry mom, I'm 15! I'm a big girl, I can take care of myself, I'll let you visit the grandchildren in a few years!
Your Daughter, Sara.
p s: M o m , i t 's not true, I 'm next door at Ka t i e's house. I just wanted to let you know that there is worse in l i fe then my report card that I left on t he t able! Love you!
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