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Gimpy

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Member Since: 13 Sep 2012 12:06pm

Last Seen: 16 Oct 2012 11:47am

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user id: 330458

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Gimpy
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 12:11pm UTC

F+CK THE RULES!!!!!!!

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Gimpy
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September 25, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Thats the way to get er done!

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Gimpy
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September 14, 2012 12:01pm UTC

It is better
To be feared than loved.

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Gimpy
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 11:57am UTC

NO!
im NOT sorry i dont have a flat stomach
im NOT sorry im not your definition of beautiful
im NOT sorry your not impressed by my looks
im NOT sorry that im not "perfect"
cause you know what?
i dont need someone like you to judge me.
because your not exactly perfect either.
and i just need to impress myself and no one else.

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Gimpy
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September 14, 2012 11:54am UTC

A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed "Where's the little girl!"
The man said, "What little girl?!"
The officer aimed his gun and yelled again, "SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!"
The man now in tears, said, "I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!"
The officer smiled and said, "...There is no little girl."

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Gimpy
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September 14, 2012 11:50am UTC

B*tch, I'd slap you;
But that would be animal abuse.

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Gimpy
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September 13, 2012 12:21pm UTC

You asked me what was wrong and I smiled and said…
NOTHING
Then I turned aroun and whispered…
EVERYTHING

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Gimpy
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September 13, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Me: *Falls*
Friend: HAHA!
Me: I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
Friend: Backwards?
Me: I got skill.

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Gimpy
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 12:12pm UTC

S.C.H.O.O.L
Seven Cr/ppy Hours Of Our Lifes
C.L.A.S.S
Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S
F/ck I Never Actually Learned Sh/t

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Gimpy
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September 13, 2012 12:08pm UTC

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