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GayGrayson

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Member Since: 29 Feb 2012 01:45pm

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GayGrayson
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:50pm UTC
I love those signs that tell you not to
use elevators when a fire is happening.
Because yea, when a building is on fire I'm gonna wait to go downstairs in a big metal box.

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GayGrayson
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:46pm UTC
Always remember that you are never alone,
because there are thousands of
microscopic organisms living in your eyelashes.

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GayGrayson
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 4:53pm UTC
Did you get a haircut?
No, my hair is just growing back into my head.

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GayGrayson
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 1:49pm UTC
I don't call it unpopular,
I call it 'keeping my cellphone bill low'.

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