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1. Funny_thoughts2010
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   March 16, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   Funny thought #27
   Why isnt clapping called self-fiving?
   
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2. Funny_thoughts2010
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   March 3, 2012 1:51pm UTC
   Funny thought #25
   Why do doctors leave the room when you change into your gown? they're gunna see you naked anyways.
   
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3. Funny_thoughts2010
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   February 27, 2012 10:39pm UTC
   Funny thought #24
   Why is it that fabric gets darker when it's wet when water is clear?
   
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4. Funny_thoughts2010
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   February 27, 2012 9:59pm UTC
   Funny thought #23
   Why does something that says 'do not eat' become even more tempting to eat?
   
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5. Funny_thoughts2010
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   February 27, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   Funny thought #22
   Don't you wonder how the person who discovered milk explained themselves?
   
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6. Funny_thoughts2010
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   February 27, 2012 9:54pm UTC
   Funny thought #21
   The phrase "cute as a button" confuses me. Since when are buttons cute?
   
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7. Funny_thoughts2010
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   February 27, 2012 9:50pm UTC
   Funny thought #20
   Are children who act in R- rated movies allowed to see the movie?
   
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8. Funny_thoughts2010
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   February 27, 2012 9:47pm UTC
   Funny thought #19
   Why do people say "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", when it wouldn't be funny in the first place?
   
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9. Funny_thoughts2010
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   February 20, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Funny thought #18
   If love is blind, how come lingerie is so popular?
   
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10. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Funny thought #17
    Why is the word tall so short and the word short so long?
    
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11. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Funny thought #16
    How can you tell if you're out of invisble ink?
    
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12. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Funny thought #15
    If the prefix 're' means repeat, why is it called research if your looking for somthing new?
    
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13. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Funny thought #14
    How do 'Keep off the grass' signs get where they are?
    
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14. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Funny thought #13
    Why are power outages reported on tv?
    
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15. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Funny thought #12
    Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
    
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    February 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Funny thought #11
    When sign makers go on strike, what do they put on their picket signs?
    
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17. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Funny thought #10
    Whats another word for thesaurus?
    
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18. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Funny thought #9
    If vegetable oil is from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
    
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19. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Funny thought #8
    Why is it called a TV set if you only get one?
    
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20. Funny_thoughts2010
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    February 20, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Funny thought #7
    Why is it when to cars almost crash it's called a 'near miss', shouldnt it be called a 'near hit'?
    
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