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  1. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Bras
    Are BOOBY traps!
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    How normal people insult people:
    You f*cking b*tch! F*ck you!
    How I insult people:
    You are a tomato, a big red tomato! You
    don't desrve to be a potato!
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Things I want to marry:
    •My bed
    •Food
    •Doctor Who
    •Food

  4. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Science Class:
    Friend: *super, super, super hyper* OMG! Look I am a UUUUNNNNIIIICCCOoOOOoooOOOOoRN! :D
    Me: Yep, you are. *Puts in headphones and starts listening to random music on Youtube.*
    Friend: *steals laptop and changes music to 1D music* YAY!!! Give me headphone!
    Me: -_-
    Friend: *Flops down sideways from chair and lays on me.* I loooooove YOUUUU NIALL!
    Me: *Continues finding the diameter of the sun*
    My friend is... a potatoe lovin' Unicorn! ;D

  5. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    Get me a kitten!!!
    I Have the urge to hug a kitten... Accio small feline!

  6. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    "Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity."
    -Castiel (Supernatural)

  7. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    Humty Dumpty
    was pushed.

  8. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Man: *sneeze*
    Me: Blesh you.
    Man: I'm an atheist.
    O_O hm...

  9. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Me: *Falls*
    Friend: HAHA!
    Me: I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
    Friend: Backwards?
    Me: I got skill.

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