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FroFroNelly

1. FroFroNelly
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   If I had a pound for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you.
   
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2. FroFroNelly
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   February 11, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   if you get hit by a smooth criminal, Michael Jackson will appear to you and ask if you're okay like a thousand times
   
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3. FroFroNelly
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 6:08pm UTC
   Childhood memories....
   MUM: Dee pray for us
   DEE: Dear Lord, please don't let thieves break into our house and steal my new sweater. Amen.
   ME: o_O
   
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4. FroFroNelly
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   January 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC
   so my dad 'accidentally' knocks over my glass photoframe, smashing it into a million tiny fragments...
   I'm clearly expecting a heart felt apology and an offer to buy me a brand new photoframe but what does he say?
   "I'm going to the supermarket to buy some super glue"
   -_-
   
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5. FroFroNelly
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   Just because
   my hair is a 3 year old afro...
   and I look like a 6th member of the Jackson Five...
   does not mean you can call me
   SIDESHOW BOB
   
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6. FroFroNelly
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 6:06pm UTC
   the awkward moment
   when you accidentally give all your clothes away after taking THE WRONG BAG to the charity shop
   ...
   
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7. FroFroNelly
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   January 25, 2013 8:28pm UTC
   Person: Why do you have an afro?
   Me: well you see the tertiary structure of the protein keratin in my hair strands happen to contain a ridiculously large number of hydrogen and disulfide bonds, contributing to a very tight pen spring curl pattern which results in a fuzzy cloud of kinks and coils around my head otherwise regarded as the afro.
   Person: o_O
   Me: Because i'm black
   Person: Ohhhhhhhhh
   Me: -_- ...
   
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8. FroFroNelly
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   3 things I hate:
   1) rejection
   2) being purposefully ignored in a group conversation
   3) the feeling of inadequacy
   ...
   
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9. FroFroNelly
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   December 18, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   When I spend a good amount of time sending you a decent text message that is well over a paragraph long and you have the audacity to reply, 'kk' ....?
   THAT'S NOT EVEN IN REAL ENGLISH.
   -_-
   
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10. FroFroNelly
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    December 18, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    If people could hear the first 5 seconds after we hit "end" on a phone call, we would all have no friends
    
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