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  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    *20 Years From Now*
    Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
    Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
    Daughter: Sorry?
    Me: I'll call the teachers.
    Daughter: Why are y-
    Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
    Daughter: Why will-
    Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
    Daughter: What are you talking ab-
    Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
    Daughter: But I-
    Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
    Daughter: I don't have a-
    Me: You will.
    Daughter: But-
    Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
    Follow for a follow. :)

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Science teacher: Okay, put your hand on something cold that's around you.
    Everyone: *Puts hands on the desk*
    Me: *Puts hand on heart*

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    "You're fat."
    That's fine. I know I'm bigger than a girl my age should be, and it's hardly like I try to hide it or anything. You haven't hurt me; all you've done is shown me that you can state the obvious. Because it's not really that offensive to me - I've always been chubby. I was a chubby child, so why is it so shocking that I grew up to be a chubby teenager? Don't misunderstand; I think you're a rude asshat and my respect for you just plummeted. However, I myself am okay. I can lose the weight if I want to - I can go running, I can do push-ups every night, I can monitor what I eat so I don't eat more than I need to. I can manage all that just fine, if I want to. And it's fine if you see me checking the calory count on something and label me with an eating disorder, because I know I don't have one. If my weight affects my health, or if I can't stand it, guess what? I will change it myself. Your input, advice and observations are neither needed nor wanted. Now, instead of worrying about me and how I look, why don't you put more effort into being the person you want to be and leave me alone? I'm happy with being 'fat'.

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