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FreakinAwesome

1. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2012 3:15am UTC
   Teen Wolf;
   An epic show about a bunch of teenage guys who can turn hairy and one of their girlfriend's dad wants to kill them all.
   
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2. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 12:58am UTC
   Don't you guys see??
   About one fourth the quotes on witty are somewhere along the lines of "You are beautiful" and another fourth is about how we aren't good enough! Well maybe, if we stop feeling sorry for ourselves and start being confident, maybe, just maybe, we can all be happier! And yes, that probably sounded really rude to some of you, but someone had to say it. I don't know, call me crazy, but we are only doing this to ourselves. Sorry, to many, this may seem harsh, and it doesn't apply to some people, but...I don't even know where I'm going with this, but all this sh/t about us not being good enough has to stop!
   Please, beautiful, it has to stop...
   
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3. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 9:55pm UTC
   Why'd you have to go and make things so
   Complicated?
   
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4. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   wit·ty/ˈwitē/
   Adjective:
   Showing or characterized by quick and inventive verbal humor: "a witty remark".
   Synonyms:
   smart - ingenious - facetious - humorous
   Wittyprofiles is officially no longer witty.
   
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5. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 8:17pm UTC
   Did you know...
   In the UK, picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
   
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6. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 8:00pm UTC
   Did you know...
   in Pacific Grove, California, it is illegal to molest butterflies.
   
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7. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   Did you know...
   That in Chico, California, detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
   
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8. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 8:51pm UTC
   Normal peoples' Friday night: At parties and being social
   My Friday night: "Gotta catch 'em all~ Pokemon!"
   
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9. FreakinAwesome
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 12:14am UTC
   I'm not a nerd.
   I'm just smarter than you
   
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10. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    We are all a little weird,
    and life's a little weird.
    And when we find someone whose
    weirdness is compatible with ours,
    we join up with them and fall in
    mutual weirdness called love.
    ~Dr. Seuss
    
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11. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 1:09am UTC
    Don't judge me today
    on the desicions
    I made yesterday.
    
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12. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:10am UTC
    Friends are like snowflakes;
    if you pee on them, they disappear.
    
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13. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    And she told me "Son,
    fear is the heart of love."
    so I never looked back
    -I Will Follow You Into The Dark-
    Death Cab For Cutie
    
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14. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Lables
    are
    for
    containers,
    not
    people.
    
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15. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Never...
    Beliebers: say never~
    Normal people: say never.
    Me: Shout never!
    
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16. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    If people winked in real life
    as much as they did in texts,
    the world would be a very creepy place
    Don't ya think (;
    
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17. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    Hey can someone tell me how to add music to my profile?
    Mkai, thanks bye :D
    
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18. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:51am UTC
    According to astronamy, when you wish on a star, you're actually a few million years late. The star is dead, just like your dreams.
    
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19. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:52am UTC
    If you are reading this,
    You probably have next to no social life.
    
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20. FreakinAwesome
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 11:07pm UTC
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