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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
    John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
    John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
    John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!

  2. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    I think Bing could have totally crushed
    Google if they had called it 'Bang'. I mean, think about it. "I BANGED Channing Tatum".

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    But, guys, Ed Sheeran is honestly the one we should feel sorry for.
    Not only did he put himself in a suit, not win a Grammy, and have to sit in a very close proximity to Chris Brown, but he also had to watch some stupid girl publically mock his best friend and now he has to go on tour with her ratchet a// for the next, like, seven months. Ed, we feel for you, babe.

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
    the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Maybe this is what
    the Mayans predicted.
    Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
    but the end of what we are.
    We no longer cherish life,
    or the other people,
    or even the earth or the animals
    or the resources put on it.
    War.
    Genocide.
    Abuse.
    Senseless mass murder.
    Animal cruelty.
    Gluttony.
    Greed.
    And waste.
    Look around you,
    the end of the world is already here...

  6. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    I'm sorry but if you dont like at least one of Ed Sheeran's songs,
    than we can't be friends.


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  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Ed didn't lose the Grammy's,
    the Grammy's lost Ed.


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  10. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter Five
    "Hey Montes!" one of his friends suddenly called.
    "Why do they call you by your last name?" I asked.
    He smirked. "Noah's too innocent." He winked at me before raising a finger
    to signal he'd be back, then jogged off to his group of friends.
    I sighed as i got closer and closer towards the cheerleaders,
    realizing I would soon be passing them.
    Megan spotted me and smirked.
    "Hey Raina!" she called out.
    Well, that's not normal. I nodded at her,
    wanting to swear at her but holding myself back as i usually do.
    "Ow!" I fell to the ground suddenly, scraping my arm.
    Confused, I looked back to find that the h/e had her foot stuck out in front of her.
    My eyes narrowed to slits. I was so sick of this, some days I
    wished I wasn't so afraid of getting in trouble and would do something to defend myself.
    She and her friends burst out laughing. I felt a hand all of a sudden
    grab mine and pull me up in one swift move. Noah stood there glaring at
    Megan, her smirk fading. "Noah babe, hey!" She smiled seductively at
    him, strutting up to him and draping her arm around his shoulders.
    "Don't worry about this loser, she's just a stupid klutz." He rolled his eyes as he untangled her arms around him, and dropped them to her sides.
    "F//k off Melissa," He spat.
    Walking away from her, he motioned with his head for me to follow,
    leaving her standing there fuming and shocked.
    I walked with him, all the while dying of laughter.
    He grinned a little. "I got her name wrong, didn't I?" I nodded, not able to speak. He chuckled, before suddenly turning serious.
    "But honestly, you're not going to go through your last of high school like this."
    I rose an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
    He smirked.
    "We're going to show everyone in this school who you really are."
    _________________________________________
    \ the reasons will start soon young ones.


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  12. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    Addiction
    Chapter 1:
    Jenna's P.O.V
    The day they found me, dead in my room, my mother
    cried. She couldn't stop shaking my lifeless body
    hoping this was all a big joke. It wasn't. As they
    carried my body out in a big black plastic bag I tried
    not to watch my father and mother argue. Tried not
    to watch them shoot the blame back and forth. Their
    baby girl was dead and they couldn't even stop arguing
    for that.. Shocker. My ghostly presence doesn't leave,
    I stick around and watch as Bianca reads my last letter.
    Family,
    Do not cry, look up at the sky and say goodbye.
    the letter, or note rather written in my scrawl made my
    16 year old sister Bianca tear up. She, of course, would
    not cry in front of everyone though she was way too
    strong for that. Bianca picks up her iPhone in the pink
    otterbox case and dials a number quickly. Serenity.
    " She's dead."
    Two words muttered softly into the phone and a loud
    cry let out in return. That's the thing about Addictions.
    Once you start one, there is only one will it will end..
    Death.
    I am Jenna Marie and I am a victim of Addiction.
    __________________________________________________________________________
    Authors note: Hi c: So, I hoped you liked this chapter 6+ favs for
    chapter 2 please c: Feedback is also welcomed and loved thanks

  13. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    Status
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    Place
    Life Event
    How's it going today, Raina?
    Apparently someone actually cares other than you, facebook.
    ♞Friends ▼
    Post
    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter Four
    After that day which had practically changed my life forever,
    you could say I was viewing life a bit differently.
    For once in quite a while, I had something to be excited about; I was curious as to what Noah Montes had to offer.
    Honestly, a part of me was expecting to be let down as I've always been in my life.
    But the hopeful part of me waited in anticipation for what was to come,
    actually believing that maybe, just maybe, this boy could change my perspective on life completely.
    But I was used to being disappointed, so I wouldn't let myself feel too much hope just yet.
    The next morning, I walked to school as usual.
    And when I arrived at the front of that torturous building I'd like to think
    was more like a prison than a school, I saw him.
    He stood beside a silver BMW, looking all casual, calm, and model-like.
    I'm not even kidding. He smirked at me, sauntering over to walk beside me.
    Some people looked at us curiously, probably wondering what
    little old me, Raina Mayers, was doing walking
    with the school's hot troublemaker.
    "Hey," He greeted with that husky voice of his. I smiled a bit.
    "Shouldn't you be worried about your rep being ruined
    walking with a nerd like me?"
    He shrugged, wearing a lazy grin on his face. "Reputation's are so mainstream."
    I laughed, but that soon died down as we headed towards the front doors,
    where we would pass by them.
    "What?" He asked, confused at my sudden change of mood.
    I sighed. "You'll see."
    _________________________________________
    FUN IN THE SUN SUN CHUM SUM YET TO COME FOR THIS STORY . SO IT'S JUST GETTIN' BETTER.
    ohemgee chicken c:

  14. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    in his arms
    Chapter 21
    I’d never had someone care about me as much as Anthony did. To be completely honest, being cared about is one of the greatest feelings in the world. To know that someone out there wants the best for you, wants to help you, wants to be the reason you smile, it’s indescribable.
    I swear that night I fell in love with Anthony Thompson.
    I didn’t want to upset him anymore, so I dropped the subject.
    With a newfound courage, I stood up, leaving him on the blanket. “I want to go skinny dipping,” I announced.
    “What?” he asked, furrowing his brow.
    “I want to go skinny dipping,” I said again, removing my sweatshirt.
    He laughed shortly. “With me around?”
    “You can come too.”
    “What?” he chuckled, and I wasn’t sure if it was a laugh to hide his awkwardness about the situation or because he thought it was funny. “You won’t get naked in front of me right now.”
    “Watch me,” I flirted, kicking off my shoes.
    He followed me, standing and removing his shoes. “What happened to the old Kaitlyn?” he asked as he unbuttoned his shirt, exposing his bony abdomen. I remembered how fit he was before he lost all his weight.
    “I don’t know,” I admitted, letting my shorts fall to the sand.
    In my tank and underwear, before I was completely naked, I bolted for the water, and he was close behind me. We splashed into the delicate ripples, shattering them, our laughter reverberating through the forests and over the water. He grabbed my waist and dragged me down beneath the water. I giggled as I bobbed back up for air, finding him gasping as well. I began to take off my remaining articles of clothing, hurling them back onto the beach, and he followed me.
    It wasn’t skinny dipping unless you were completely naked.
    He kept everything below his waist under the water, and I did the same with my chest. There was something sort of beautiful about him; standing there, half-naked, his wet body glistening in the moonlight. His quirky grin wasn’t just attractive or handsome.
    He was beautiful.
    I felt something pelt my head, and the water began to ripple abnormally as it began to rain. Anthony grinned at me as he flopped back into the water, and I took that opportunity to sprint for the shore to somewhat clothe myself.
    He was close behind me. After he only put his shorts on, he spun me around. I was only in a bra and underwear. And he kissed me.
    Urgency filled his movements. Yearning, passion. I knew they filled mine too. He picked me up, his hands on my upper thigh, and carried me to the back of his car.
    We were unclothed again. I felt his fingers cascade up and down my body, love filling his eyes as he touched me. He folded himself around me, and the way his bare body intertwined with mine was graceful.
    He was graceful.
    Our soaking naked bodies lay, his on top of mine. I rubbed my fingers over his bare scalp as he breathed heavily, his head on my bare chest.
    He slid his arms beneath my back. I loved his hugs. I felt needed, wanted. In his arms, I felt loved. Like I had a purpose. Like I was someone’s reason to smile, laugh, fight, live, even. I loved the feeling his arms brought over me.
    I swear that night I fell in love with Anthony Thompson.
    Leave me feedback <3
    *I don't notify, please don't ask.*


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  17. justanothergirl_ justanothergirl_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    forgotten.
    C h a p t e r 1 0 .
    Avery's Point of View.
    In my next turn I knocked down 8 pins.
    "Good luck beating that." I whispered to Carson as he walked up to take his turn.
    He smirked at me, and rolled the ball down the lane.
    The pins all fell down, the last one slowly wobbling.
    A strike meant he got to go again, and that he had pretty much already won.
    In the next turn he only knocked down 6, but it didn't matter.
    "Congratulations." I sighed.
    "I do believe we made a bet." He whispered into my ear, sending shivers throughout my body.
    Not a second later his lips were attached to mine.
    After a while, we both pulled away.
    I had forgotten that everyone else was in the room with us, but now they were all cheering.
    I felt my cheeks burning up.
    Carson grabbed my hand. "C'mon Aves, let's get out of here."
    He led me through everyone, and into his truck.
    We soon arrived back at my house and in my room.
    "So uh.. Do you wanna watch a movie or something?" He asked.
    I sighed. "Sure.." Was he just going to act like that kiss didn't happen?
    He scrolled through the movies on On Demand. "Pitch Perfect!" I yelled.
    He smiled and clicked on it.
    Before it started he ran downstairs and came back with salt and vinegar chips and Dr. Pepper.
    "Thanks" I mumbled as he sat down next to me on my bed.
    The movie was funny, but I was so distracted.
    I couldn't stop thinkning about what Chris told me.
    If I was Carson's girlfriend, then why didn't he tell me?
    I couldn't help but think that maybe he took the easy way out.
    He wanted to be just friends, so that's what he told me...
    The only problem was,
    I was falling for him.
    **************************************************************************************************************************************************************
    SO SORRY I HAVENT POSTED ive been really busy with midterms and track
    DONT HATE MEEE
    sorry that it sucks love you okay bye
    wait leave me feedback hooray. (:
    90+ Favorites for the next chapter.
    *I do not notify.*

  18. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    in his arms
    Chapter 17
    We continued down the busy streets of New York, hand in hand. Though nothing between us was ever clarified, we both assumed that things between us had become official.
    We found a Wendy’s, bought fruit cups, and sat on a bench at a bus stop while we ate. I was actually beginning to be let down by the city because I’d had such high hopes.
    We continued in a straight line as to keep from getting lost. When we both began feeling tired, we turned around to head back.
    As we passed a store, I noticed a sign in the window that I hadn’t seen when we first passed it.
    Palm Readings
    My eyes widened as I looked to Anthony. “That’s on my bucket list,” I told him. “Number twenty-four.”
    An amused grin found its way to his mouth. “Alright, let’s do it.”
    The store itself was quite strange. It was filled with antique things, such as Elvis records, Coca-Cola signs and Charlie Brown knick knacks, along with a fair amount of magic things.
    Magic cards, tricks, books, biographies on magicians.
    Beads hung from the low-hanging ceiling of the store. Anthony and I were the only ones inside.
    A woman with dark hair, skin, and eyes met us as we reached the back of the store. “Hello,” she greeted. “How may I help you today?”
    “We’re looking for palm readings,” Anthony told her. “How much are they?”
    “Ten dollars.”
    “We’ll take one.”
    Her gorgeous eyes looked both of us up and down quickly before she invited us behind the counter.
    There was a small table with a purple tablecloth with golden oriental designs covering it. She sat us down across from her.
    “Okay,” she began, “I want you to understand how I do palm readings. I see images, not a direct future. Sometimes it’s as vague as seeing a squirrel climb a tree, sometimes it’s as real as watching a car accident unfold. Sometimes it means absolutely nothing, and sometimes it means everything. Sometimes I get foggy and I misread something. I never see faces, I can only determine the gender approximate age of the figure I see. Now, with all that being said, are you ready?”
    I glanced to Anthony quickly and extended my right hand. She prodded her fingers over mine gently. She was silent for about two minutes, and Anthony and I couldn’t keep our eyes off her.
    “I see a boy,” she suddenly announced. “I see a boy sitting in a graveyard. He doesn’t move or speak. He sits there. I cannot tell if he is living or deceased. He is surrounded by books. Piles and piles of book.” Her eyes flashed up to mine. “That’s all.”
    My breathing shuddered quickly. “O… kay…”
    “Ten dollars,” she told us. “Unless, of course, you would like to buy something else.”
    We both shook our heads. Anthony paid, and we were out the door before we said another word.
    So the Patriots lost last night and I was ready to cry.
    But on the up side, I might have a delay tomorrow because we're supposed to get some snow.
    & feedback would make me feel better, too (:
    *I don't notify, please don't ask.*

  19. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter Three|Part Two
    Huh, I guess he does know a bit about me.
    Like my name.
    That was a big shocker considering first of all- I'm at the bottom of the food chain, no one takes the time to remember my name.
    Especially Noah Montes; the big bad scary hot guy who doesn't care about anyone.
    Or so I thought.
    Looking up at him, I internally complimented those stunning forest green eyes all of the girls at school gushed about. Not to mention that drop-dead gorgeous smi-
    Snap out of it, Raina.
    I slapped myself on the forehead.
    Noah seemed to ignore my weird behavior, continuing to talking.
    "And if you'll give me the chance, I want you to give me some time- nothing over a month- to make up some reasons on why life is worth living for you," He said determinately.
    My eyes widened a fraction at that. Had he seriously just said that?
    I shook my head in disbelief slowly, my eyes tearing. Okay, i'll admit it.
    I'm weak.
    "I still don't get why you even care, I'm sure you have better things to do than help some socially awkward nerd who you barely know..."
    He shrugged,
    "Not really."
    He thankfully didn't notice, or just hadn't mentioned my teary eyes.
    I looked at him in disbelief.
    "So that's it? That's your explanation? Not really?" I imitated his voice, making mine sound ridiculously low.
    I watched him chuckle a bit, and couldn't help but noticed how cute he looked.
    Oh my god. I sound like those stupid girls at school.
    I mean, I couldn't help but noticed how stupid he looked, duh.
    I sighed and wondered if this was some kind of dumb practical joke that his friends and him had set up.
    But then again, he looked so serious.
    Which is why I couldn't help but give in.
    "Fine. No more than three weeks," I said with a nod.
    Besides, what do I have to lose?
    ________________________
    awh, i lost faves :'(
    that really sucks.

  20. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Witty is dying.
    instead of having 1,000+ favorites, top quotes have 500. You used to be able to refresh
    the home page of witty and see 20 new quotes after just a minute. Witty is my escape.
    I don't want it to die.
    What can we do?
    BavoSierra is right. and why?
    i dont care if you disagree but it is simple fact.
    people are fed up of the constant One Direction quotes. If it isn't One Direction, it's Taylor Swift or some other fandom. If we wanted to read Fandom fan obsessed quotes all the time then that is what Twitter is for.
    People have lost hope and i don't blame them. I suggest we start with a "Fandom Detox Weekend"
    1. no fandom quotes may be submitted
    2. people should fave atleast 10 quotes each, for each day of the weekend.
    its a start, and if no one joins in thats fine. but either we stop or witty stops.

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