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kayleekrusader
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May 22, 2012 4:17pm UTC

0 faves= i'm ugly
3 faves=i'm ok7 faves=i'm cute15 faves=i'm pretty25 faves= i'm beautiful30 faves= im breathtaking35+ faves, i'm drop dead gourgousi dont think im pretty taken from cutikinz37 follow her!

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xxmorganx
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May 22, 2012 9:16pm UTC

MY MOM..
(long but please read..)
I walk in the room my moms in, I sit down..
we start talking, just about how our days were.
it got silent.
then out of nowhere she was asking about one of my friends..
she asked me why I don't hangout with a group of people all the time.
I told her because I don't trust a lot of people,
I hangout in groups of people SOMETIMES.
You know how she responded?
"Morgan, you should really do that. I mean look at these girls, they hangout with each other in a group all the time. You should be more like them. They're real. They actually do stuff, and they're perfect. Why can't you be more like them? You're starting to be NO GOOD."
................................
I stared at her.
I answered back..
"And what? You want me to be in a certain group? You want me to be like these girls that you always say are STUCK UP? You want me to change just for you? You want me to ditch my friends I have now? No thank you. Mom, I thought I was your daughter, I thought I was good enough for you. I guess not. I guess I'll never be good enough for you and you say they're real? What are you calling me? Fake?
Sorry I'm not p e r f e c t ."
She just stared at me.
..............
Then I said,
"I'll never be good enough for you."
........
This answer KILLED me.
she answered....
"I'm glad you can read my mind."
............
I'm.so.done.
I'll never be good enough for ANYONE.
Not even my own MOTHER.

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thingsppldontsay
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May 22, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Things People Don't Say #54
"Sharkboy and Lavagirl = best.movie.ever."

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abkamel*
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 7:42pm UTC

I miss when the most overused quote on Witty was:
Teacher: Wheres your homework?
Student: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Wait where?
Student: A million miles away.
Teacher: Whats it about?
Student: A message to the main.
Teacher: It was supposed to be about seasons.
Student: Ohhh
Teacher: What do you know about seasons?
Student: Seasons come and go.
Teacher: OHHH i hate you!
Student: But i will never change.
Teacher: Detention now!
Student: And I'M ON MY WAY!

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udontknowme12
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 8:11am UTC

What is with all so
called "directioners"
being jerks to niall
when meeting 1D?
You guys aren't directioners if you only love certain members
of the band. It must take alot of nerve to say that stuff to his
face. You think your being funny & speaking the truth but you
know what your actually doing? Your putting a bad impresson
on actuall directioners and worst of all, ONE DIRECTION! If
you hate niall you don't have to ruin his self esteem just
because of YOUR opinions. So just shut up and be nice because
that's the best you can be.
If i ever met niall, i would sing what makes you
beautifull to him. You directionators don't even
deserve meeting such a talented guy...

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MyGoldenBarbie
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

So today I posted a picture of me on Facebook with no makeup on and "she" commented "Eww were you dropped as a baby?" and "he" commented "Yes, in a bucket of beautiful."
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sarah_bear5
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:11pm UTC

PLEASE READ :(
my brothers are in 4th grade, and they have a friend named David. He's really short and chubby, but he's honestly the cutest, nicest, most polite kid Ive ever met. His mom told me that some older kids were making fun of him for his size, and he was crying and didn't wanna go to school or do swim team anymore. because he was scared. Nobody should pick on a little innocent 4th grader. thats just cruel. I was so sad I started crying.
SCREW SOCIETY.
can I please just get a few likes for David? <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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helloimkelly
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Me: Breath if you find me attractive
Entire human race *dies from lack of oxygen*

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helloimkelly
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:46pm UTC

I wanna make a band and name it
The Other Direction.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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鲁汉 ♡*
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson Fact #24
Louis once hacked into Eleanor's twitter and tweeted: "I have problems wetting the bed."
❤
ok I need to follow some people, so comment on my profile for a follow :D x

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abigaail
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Brick wall waterfall, girl you think you got it all.
But ya don't, I do, So boom with that attitude.
Peace, punch, Captain Crunch, I've got something you can't touch.
... So, Bang! Bang! Choo Choo Train, wind me up I'll do my thang.
I know Karate! I know Kung Foo, you mess with me, I'll mess with you.
So reeses pieces, 7 up, you mess with me, I'll mess you up!
Anbody Else Remember this from when we were little?
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horsegirl99
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 8:35pm UTC

1) Go to Google
2) Type in: Top 50 women on the internet
3) Look at #7
4)Laugh really hard. :)
5)Click the <3 if you did it.
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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Me: I'll do it at 7PM
Time: 7:02PM
Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

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KeepSmiling4Ever
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Her - im ugly. );
Him - im pregnant.
Her - wtf?
Him - sorry, i thought were were stating things that are impossible.

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sunkissedgirls711
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Dogs:
can predict cancer
,
and help blind people walk
Cats:
can crap in a box

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foreverandalways41400
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:23pm UTC

*Hush little baby don't you cry,*
Mommy's gonna marry five hot guys.
One's name is Niall, one's name is Zayn.
Then there's Harry, Louis, and Liam Payne<3
MINE
Made By McFly

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arose15
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

You're at your high school reunion...
DJ: Okay people. Lets play a classic.
Song: You're insecure. Don't know what for. . .
Me: MOVE ASIDE! This i s my jam.
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