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  1. anna5 anna5
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    "One Direct-
    me: *skips over*

  2. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Something is wrong here....
    Motionless in White: All I want is someone to say something that could change their life forever, to let them know they're not alone.
    Society: Devil worshipers
    Black Veil Brides: Rise up and celebrate your life.
    Society: Goth freaks
    Asking Alexandria: How stubborn are those scars when they won't fade away? Or just a gentle reminder that now are better days?
    Society: What a bunch of screaming emos who cut themselves
    Sleeping With Sirens: But I don't think words can express your beauty, it's singing to me.
    Society: Emo f.aggots
    Rihanna: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.
    Society: No thats real music!

  3. meg_xoxo meg_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:12am UTC
    *When I don't have my contacts in or my glasses on*
    My friends: How many fingers am I holding up?!
    *holds up 4*
    What I actually see: 4
    What they somehow think I see: 9

  4. adamthepanda adamthepanda
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Ok so aparently according to the Police Department in my town it is OK for a parent to beat their child until he/she is bruised and bloody. The parent won't get arrested, fined, or even a verbal warning. Instead, they will tell the beaten child "It is ok for your dad to beat you, it is actually a good thing, it diciplines you, teaches you how to be strong and take a hit." They said exactly that to my friend when his father beat him. I think it is totally wrong that they won't do anything and they tell abused kids that it is OK for their parent to abuse them, and unless the abused kid is in the hospital or has a broken bone, they won't do anything about it.
    FAV if you agree and support me.
    I'm trying to get a petition going against the Police Department in my town to change this issue.

  5. moonlitmatches moonlitmatches
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 7:35pm UTC
    Close your eyes, but don't dream too deep
    And please pass me some memories
    When I fall, you're underneath
    A thousand broken hearts
    Carried by
    A thousand broken wings
    Broken Wings

  6. xxsecretssxx xxsecretssxx
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:29am UTC
    you need to run away to see
    Who will follow you.

  7. oXHuntressXo oXHuntressXo
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    March 4, 2012 10:58am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. xoiloveyouu xoiloveyouu
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Snooki's due date is Decemeber 21st, 2012.
    Well played Mayans...well played

  10. jess8081 jess8081
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:14am UTC
    ♂ + ♀ = ❤
    ♂ + ♂ = ❤
    ♀ + ♀ = ❤
    love knows no limits ❤


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