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September 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I drew the Earthling symbol for nothingness, which is this; 0
I drew the Earthling symbol for everything, which is this;∞
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions.

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Voltaire *
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August 22, 2012 4:21pm UTC

YOU'RE THE RESULT OF 4 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY SUCCESS;
F/CKING ACT LIKE IT.
NMQ/NMF

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August 20, 2012 11:12pm UTC

WE BUY THINGS WE DON'T NEED
WITH MONEY WE DON'T HAVE
TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WE DON'T LIKE
-Fight Club

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Voltaire *
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August 19, 2012 4:06am UTC

I often joke about my insecurities to make them seem less real.
nmf

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Voltaire *
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August 17, 2012 8:16pm UTC

I have a terrible habit of loving something
so much that it basically destroys my life.

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Voltaire *
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July 28, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Why weren't you wearing pants?
Because pants are for people with no imagination
nmf/nmq

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July 27, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Me: I'm going outside
Mom: Really? Are you sure about that? What if you meet people?
Me: I can be social if I want to
Mom: No, you can't. You spend your time sobbing grossly over fictional characters
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: Oh, wait. You think they're real. Yeah, just stay inside, honey.
The sad thing is; this actually happened. Thanks, Mom

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