One direction at their child's parent teacher interview:
Teacher : Your child is such a angel student, one of my favourites, such a sweetheart!
Liam: Oh thats so great! i'm so proud of my angel child, i'm so proud honey, you deserve an ice-cream okay my precious little gumdrop pie lemon drop i love you.
teacher: Your child tends to eat in class.
Niall: well of cource he eats, he hungery? Us horans are always hungry! you trying to starve my child?
teacher: Your child seems easily distracted by all reflective surfaces, i'm kind of concerned.
Zayn: he has my genes, he's a good looking kid of cource he likes to look at himself, i mean who blames him?
teacher : Your uh child tends to hit on his classmates teachers and a few others. it's getting inappropriate.
Harry: Now son, thats not right. stick with people your own age 'whispers in childs ear" is that sally's grandma? damn shes fit.
teacher: your child has quite an attiude, he is known to talk back to teachers. he is too sassy for my liking.
Louis: s I've taught him to stick up for himself. who do you think you are omg i cant believe you. do you know who i am? do you? caus eno one treats my child like that omg your like totally obnoxious, ugh how dare you? *snaps fingers in z formations* you're rude. goodbye.
PaperLungs format/ nmq.
Mariam*