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1. FallenAngel101
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   December 31, 2009 1:44pm UTC
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3. FallenAngel101
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   December 29, 2009 6:39pm UTC
   her friend.
   They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
   The girl slowly came upon this one
   myspace.
   It had creatures in the background and the
   man
   looked like a psycho. She started
   laughing with
   her friend commenting on how ugly he
   was.
   Right
   then, an instant message came up.
   IT SAID
   SatanStalker: So how do u like my
   MySpace?
   XxLoVemExX: What?
   XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
   SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
   youre looking at my MySpace right now.
   XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
   SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
   at my MySpace.
   XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
   SatanStalker: I just do.
   Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
   you.
   Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
   say.
   At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
   a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
   to get worried now.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
   to care the living sh*t out of me.
   SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
   SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
   like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
   you just said about me with your friend like a
   minute ago.
   They were in shock.
   Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
   hes a f*cking psycho!
   The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
   watching us?
   SatanStalker: I am.
   SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
   you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
   from coming to your house.
   XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
   SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
   leave now because youre freaking me out.
   SatanStalker: Your screen name says
   love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
   SatanStalker has just signed off.
   The girl and her friend were really
   scared.
   Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
   me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
   from someone.
   They went upstairs and were
   having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
   friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
   ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
   friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
   what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
   anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
   the ground dead. She started to scream but
   when she turned around he was there.
   News the next
   morning said that there was one girl dead in
   the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
   over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
   Just her head.
   If you do not repost this in the next two
   minutes there will be three men, one in your
   bathroom,
   one in your room, and one killing your parents
   at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
   what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
   to die!
   
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4. FallenAngel101
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   December 29, 2009 6:35pm UTC
   Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
   Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
   Guys: whisper in her ear
   Girls: giggle
   Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
   Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
   Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
   Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
   Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
   Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
   Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
   Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
   Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
   **************
   STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
   now copy and repost
   by 12pm tonight this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 yearsur 1 true love will realize how
   much they want you if you don't repost this, your
   life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
   
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5. FallenAngel101
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   December 29, 2009 6:05pm UTC
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6. FallenAngel101
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   December 29, 2009 5:43pm UTC
   Girl Facts:
   --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
   she wants you back but she is too
   scared she'll get hurt and knows
   you're gone forever!
   --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
   she wants you to look back
   and smile.
   --When a girl bumps into your arm,
   while walking with you she wants
   you to hold her hand.
   --When she wants a hug
   she will just stand there.
   --When u break a girls heart
   she still feels it when
   you run into each other 3 years later.
   --When a girl is quiet,
   millions of things are running through her
   mind.
   --When a girl stops arguing,
   she is thinking deeply
   --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
   she is wondering how long you will be with her.
   --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
   she is not fine at all.
   --When a girl stares at you,
   she is wondering why you are playing games.
   --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
   she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
   --When a girl says she can't live without you,
   she has made up her mind that you are her future.
   --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
   no one in this world can miss you more
   than that.
   Guy Facts:
   --When a guy calls you,
   he wants to be with you.
   --When a guy is quiet,
   He's listening to you.
   --When a guy stops arguing,
   He realizes he's wrong.
   --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
   pause, he means it.
   --When a guy stares at you,
   he wishes you would care about him and
   wonders if you do.
   --When your laying your head on a guy's
   chest, he has the world.
   -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
   he is in love.
   --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
   he means it.
   --When a guy says he can't live without you,
   he's with you till your done.
   --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
   he misses you more than you could have
   ever missed him or anything else.
   Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
   love will
   call you;
   text you;
   kiss you;
   or just surprise you (:
   
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7. FallenAngel101
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   November 8, 2009 5:26pm UTC
   why Boys Go Out With Girls...
   Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
   
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   November 7, 2009 12:10pm UTC
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10. FallenAngel101
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    July 3, 2009 11:29am UTC
    What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do
    Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys:whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush....
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    -now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
    just a repost
    
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