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cocopuffs
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January 19, 2014 12:30am UTC

-"Hi, can I help you?"
"No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi."

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cocopuffs
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January 19, 2014 12:41am UTC

Most realationships are like me: They don't work out

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 12:59am UTC

When I die, I want my last words to be,
"I left a million dollars under..."

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 1:03am UTC

I
Straight up
have no idea
how
porcupines f uck each other

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cocopuffs
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January 19, 2014 1:08am UTC

Don't cry because it's over,
smile because his
new girlfriend
looks like a horse.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 1:12am UTC

Taco: Do you want to taco about it?
Nacho: It's nacho problem
Jalapeno: That dude was jalapeno your business

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 1:16am UTC

Hey, auto-correct
quit tampering with
my curse words
you mother forklift.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 1:22am UTC

Alternatives for "Calm your t.its"
• soothe your boobs
• de-stress your breasts
• undo the calamity that is your mammaries
• adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
• give that chest a rest
• hakuna your tatas
• don'y have a rack attack

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 1:33am UTC

"Camel Toe"
crotch waffle
vertical taco
calamari cresent roll
snot wallet
pocket pie
zipper muffin
beef curtains
pee flapper
hefty cleft
folded pancake
slot pocket
skin canoe

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cocopuffs
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January 19, 2014 1:53am UTC

You clench your teeth.
You look up.
You tell yourself that if they see you cry,
it will hurt them,
and you will be nothing but A Sadness in their lives,
and you must not become a mere sadness,
so you will not cry,
and you say all of this to yourself
while looking up at the ceiling,
and then you swallow even though
your throat does not want to close
and you look at the person
who loves you and smile.
-John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

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